a hunting boi (short)

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sorry for the wait a lot of stuff has been happening lately irl plus you know Christmas. anyway, I hope ya'll like this. also be ready for a lot more drity jokes.

we see Anne, y/n, sprig, and Polly hanging out in the living room.

Anne: " and that's when I said 'you think I'm cute wait till you meet my-"

hop pop: " y/n!! get in here!"

Polly: " ooooohhh looks like your in trouble.~ what'd you do this time y/n?"

y/n: " I think nothing."

Anne: " yeah he was with me all day."

they all head into the kitchen only to see hop pop in the center with all the cabinets open.

y/n: " what's wrong Hoppy?"

hop pop: " we need you to go hunting for some coco spiders."

Anne: " oh ok I'll help him."

hop pop: " sorry Anne but your not good out there and he's amazing at hunting small stuff."

Anne: " wha- but what if someone finds and takes him or- or he gets grabbed by a bug or-"

y/n: " Anne if it makes you feel better I can leave my arm here so you can call me or find me if you want."

y/n pops his arm off and gives it to her.

hop pop: " that's nice and all but how do we call you with just your arm?"

y/n: " just squeeze the red part."

Anne: " h-how will we know you'll be ok?"

y/n: " oh uh I'll give you a thubs up after you sqeeze."

Anne: " h-how do we know when you need help??"

y/n: " ummm.... I'll use my arm and point to where I am."

Anne: " well... ok but be back soon."

y/n: " I will."

y/n gets on all fours and jumps out the window.

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we now see y/n jumping tree to tree looking around for the spider.

y/n: " where is that spider..."

he then notices a few broken branches.

y/n: " hmmm... might be bugs."

he starts following the trail.

he sniffs a little but gets something new.

y/n: " well that's a new... wonder what it is..."

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we see a girl with blond hair and a ball-n-chain on her ankle stabbing and collecting some bugs in a bag.

???: " ugh can't believe that toad made me come out here to grab some stupid bugs for that slop..."

a bush rustles behind her 

???: *thoughts* " is that more bugs or a toad here to grab me?"

it rustles some more.

???: *thoughts* " it better not be one of those big ones!"

she grabs her dagger and points to it.

???2: " wait wait I'm a friend."

the bush stops as a hand comes out.

???: *thoughts* " human?"

she lowers the dagger a little.

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