You've cat to be kitten me (short)

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I am not apologizing for the puns and you cat make. XD 

p.s this might be a little more sexual 

p.p.s please comment it lets me know you like it

we see y/n alone in the basement looking for something.

y/n: " where did I put the catnip stuff."

they then relived where it was they hide it-

y/n: " oh ya it was in the secret stone."

he then pushes a stone on the wall and a different stone slid out. and y/n grabs the catnip.

y/n: " now let's try this stuff."

y/n opened the jar and takes one big sniff of the cat weed.

(please don't try weed it's not the same as catnip)

y/n: " this smells so good I have to try this stuff."

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we see Anne and the planters snaking on some cookies.

Anne: " god these are some boom cookies what's in'em."

hop pop: " oh the normal stuff and vanilla beetles for flavor."

Anne spits it out.

Anne: " why do I keep forgetting you guys eat bugs!?"

they all hear a big bang from the basement.

sprig: " what was that?"

hop pop: " wait isn't y/n in the basement?"

another louder bang comes from the basement.

hop pop: " we're coming boy!!"

they all rush to the basement and see y/n eye's dilated rubbing all around the bed witch is covered in leftover catnip and acting very catty. XD

Anne: " y/n how did you get the catnip I brought?"

hop pop: " what's catnip."

Anne: " it's this stuff that makes cats act weird."

sprig: " but y/n is not a cat."

Anne: " well I think y/n is part cat."

Polly: "I don't know what a cat is but ok."

Anne: " um so what are we going to do about him."

y/n: " whooowhooo aoreode."

hop pop: " well Anne you're going to have to watch him. wale we look for something to fix it."

Anne: " oh it'll wear off. so does that mean I can have leave and have fun with sprig?"

sprig: " yeah we were going to hang out."

hop pop: " did you two forget your grounded and last time you guys left y/n alone they went and dumped water on me and you guys?"

Anne: " oh yeah but he'll be fine as long as he's in the basement."

hop pop: " no Anne you are going to stay with him."

Anne: " what why?!"

hop pop: " cause if he hurts himself it's on you Anne now stay here and no help from sprig or Polly."

Anne: " why make this harder on me."

hop pop: " you broke my favorite cane and y/n got your catnip."

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