amphibia x Neko reader

a Neko's short (short)

this one shall replace girl time. it's also just a lot of stupid dirty jokes because I was bored. I hope you enjoy. 

we see y/n naping on a blanket in the basement with his tail fluffed up and repped around himself as he purrs. Anne walks in wearing a green dress and her hair down.

Anne: " y/n you'll never believe what happened today."

she walks down and sees him sleeping.

Anne: " aaaaawwwww.~"

she lay down next to him and starts lightly petting his head making him purr louder.

Anne blushes as she squeals a little and kisses his cheek making him wake up a little.

y/n: " hmmm? oh, morning Anne."

Anne: " ... it's almost sunset."

y/n: " oh guess I took too many naps again."

Anne: " we got to fix your sleep schedule soon."

y/n: " yeah... anyway it's time for bed right?"

Anne: " um yeah."

y/n: " can we cuddle some more tonight?"

Anne: *blushes* " yeah."

y/n: " can we do it with the dress."

Anne gets even redder.

Anne: " um sure."

y/n: " yay! I'll get my maid outfit."

y/n tries to get up but realizes his claws are stuck in the blanket.

y/n: " um Anne... I'm stuck..."

Anne: " um what do you mean you are stuck?"

y/n: " um my claws are stuck in the blanket."

Anne: " ... oh um what should I do to help?"

y/n: " um just try to pull I guess."

meanwhile upstairs.

we see sprig and Polly heading upstairs with Polly holding a gold nugget.

hop pop: " night kids."

Polly and sprig: " night hop pop."

they head upstairs.

hop pop was about to walk into his room when

y/n: " A-Anne your going too hard!"

hop pop: " what the?"

hop pop walks to the basement door.

Anne: " be quiet someone might hear."

hop pop: " wait... are they?..."

y/n: " Anne s-stop your hurting me."

Anne: " I just need to go a little hard and..."

there's a bit of a bang and then Anne sighs in relief.

hop pop: " ... um I'm just gonna give em a second..."

hop pop waits for a bit then walks down.

hop pop: " um kids what were you just-"

hop pop sees y/n hugging Anne in his maid outfit as Anne is still in her dress.

hop pop: " ..."

Anne: " ..."

y/n: " ..."

hop pop: " um Anne if you and y/n do that again you'll be sleeping on the couch..."

Anne: " what?"

hop pop: " you know what you did."

Anne: " dude I have no clue what you're talking about?"

hop pop: *sighs* " you did the sideways tango with him."

Anne: " ..."

y/n: " what?"

Anne: " ...oh! oh we didn't do that he just got his claws stuck in a blanket and I was helping him out."

hop pop: " mmhmm sure and I have hair."

Anne: " ..."

hop pop: " don't do that again."

hop pop walks upstairs.

y/n: " ... well that was weird."

Anne: " yeah you're telling me."

Anne: *thoughts* " and you don't even know what he's talking about." 

y/n: " ... want to cuddle some more?"

Anne: " sure.~"

Anne: *thoughts* " maybe we can try that 'sideways tango' some other time."

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welp, that was the worst chapter yet. could have been better but I felt like doing a sorta joke chapter for this one soooo yeah this was born. I hope you somehow enjoyed this and are having an amazing day/night.