Y/n pov
I get at Pugsley's door and start to knock. Then i hear something.
Pugsley:Who's this?
Y/n:It's me, Y/n, can i come in?
Pugsley:Yeah, sure, open the door
I open the door, enter the room and close it back. I walk in the room and i feel something on my foot again. It feels incredibly different thant other times when Thing touch my foot.
Y/n:Thing, what the fuck are you doing-
I then see a little octopus. I am freezed.
Y/n:AH! TAKE THIS SHIT OFF ME!
Pugsley:Calm down, it's not gonna hurt you
Y/n:I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! TAKE IT OR I'M GONNA KILL IT MYSELF
Wednesday:Did somebody said kill?
Wednesday appears in the room.
Y/n:HOLLY FUCK! WEDNESDAY YOU'RE NOT HELPING, YOU'RE JUST GIVING ME AN HEART ATTACK!!
Pugsley:Just stop moving so i can take it off
Wednesday:You need to calm down
Y/n:Don't tell me to calm down!
The octopus starts to move crawling on my foot. I jump and start to hug Wednesday as some way to protect myself.
Y/n:Just take it off already!
Pugsley take the octopus and i breath in relief. Then i see what my dumb scared ass did and i leave Wednesday.
Y/n:Sorry...
Ah! This is so embarrassing! I want to disappeeeeear! What god exist if actually exists a god please take me out of this planet! Kill me! Whatever! I don't even want to look at Wednesday anymore. She probably thinks i am a scared cat now! I hate myself so much!
Pugsley:Sorry for Aristotle, it will not happen again
Y/n:That thing has a name?
Wednesday:Yes it does
Wednesday, you're still here and i feel like my heart is breathing hard enough to die.
Y/n:Alright, alright,... Are there another family members that i don't know about?
Pugsley:Well, we have a brother
Wednesday:He is the youngest, unfortunately we never succeeded to kill him
Y/n:To what?!
Pugsley:He is really strong so we failed, also, he had a little moustache like our father
Y/n:He is the youngest but has a moustache?
Wednesday:Yes, that's what he just said
Y/n:Okay, what's next, a walking hair?
Wednesday:Actually...
Y/n:Please say you're joking
Pugsley:It's true, our uncle Itt has a body covered in hair
Y/n:So big foot?
Wednesday:We don't know how big is his feet
Y/n:Yeah, right...i think you told me enough, I don't need another informations, thanks
Wednesday:Now, if you'll excuse, i still have a...guest
Parker:Pussy!
Y/n:You have one!
YOU ARE READING
The spy (Wednesday Addams x male reader)
FanfictionY/n is a human who's parents were killed by monsters when he was still young. Thirsty for revenge, he decide to help in the search of the killer in the woods. For this he has to join nevermore to find out if the killer is there
