Y/n pov
After this long day i need a break. Damn. Everyone goes on their separated way so me and Wednesday are alone now. It's good because she doesn't talk nonsense or starts a fight with me for no reason. Everything is chill but my back started to hurt since we left the amusement park but i don't give it too much attention, i always had some times when by back was hurting, not that bad but still, from different reasons, anger was almost all the time, but when i visited the doctors they said everything was fine so i didn't really gave a fuck.
Wednesday:Be honest
Y/n:About what?
Wednesday:What was wrong with you at the place people scream from fun but it's nothing fun at all?
Y/n:Are you talking about the amusement park?
Wednesday:Yes that place, when your stupid girlfriend got hurt and your expression changed
Y/n:Okay first of all, she is not my girlfriend, i have tastes too, alright? And i don't know what are you talking about, it just got me by surprise her fall, okay?
Wednesday:Don't play foolish games on me, you better not be lying because if you do somehow i will find out about it
Y/n:Ok damn
Haha its funny how many times i lied to you already.
Y/n:Hmm, wait, why did you named Amanda my "girlfriend"? You know that we are not dating already and you're not the type who will joke when they put a serious question
Wednesday:Why would you think that? I can joke any time i want and how i want. You are so close and acting so cute almost kissing that it makes me throw up
Y/n:Sounds like jealousy to me
Wednesday:No its not
Y/n:Don't worry babe, i only have eyes for you
I lean for a fake kiss and she punches me in the face.
Wednesday:Quit your stupid jokes or i am gonna make you stop
Y/n:Make me stop? That sounds really perverted
Wednesday:Do you want me to end your life?
Y/n:No ma'am, i want to continue living for you being your pet
Wednesday:What's gotten into you? You go too far with your jokes about me being jealous
Y/n:Ha! So you are jealous!
Wednesday:Why would i be jealous on your stupid trope childhood friends to lovers?
Y/n:You are jealous because you don't want me to be someone else's pet
Wednesday:Why would i? I can find another pet easy, as example Xavier has romantic feelings for me(yes i know what the actor did but Xavier is just his role and a fictional character that has nothing to do with the actor's problem)
Y/n:Huh? But i trough i was special!
Wednesday:You are(she said it but not too loud so Y/n didn't understood what she said)
Y/n:I didn't hear you, what you said?
Wednesday:That you are not special, i can get rid of you whenever i want
Y/n:Auch, that hurts
Wednesday:See? You are hurt just by some words, if you are like that people will just use you and will never respect you as a human being
Y/n:Thanks for your life tips miss darkness
Wednesday:You really want to get earlier under the ground, don't you?
Y/n:Not really
Wednesday:Then shut up
Y/n:Okay, geez, if you don't want to listen to my perfect voice then fine
Wednesday:When you hated me i liked you more
Y/n:Are you into fuckboys or something?
Wednesday:I am not into boys at all
Y/n:...are you a lesbian?
Wednesday:Neither of that, where you got that idea?
Y/n:I mean it sounded sus when you said you were not into boys at all and you and Enid were kinda fruity too if i am thinking about it
Wednesday:You're grossing me
Y/n:So you're a lesbian homophobic? How does this works?
Wednesday:I am neither of them, and you will not be alive too. I don't have any interest in dating girls too and i couldn't care less about what people do with their lifes. I am just not interested in dating anyone!
Y/n:Haha
Wednesday:Why are you laughing?
Y/n:Well i tried to annoy and looks like i completely succeeded
Wednesday:You annoy me all the time, this time you just made it worst. Sleep with one eye open this night
Y/n:Haha, i already regret what i did...
Wednesday:As you should
Y/n:I guess you really dislike me then
I say while i give a small smile.
Wednesday:Huh? Dislike you?
Y/n:Yeah, i mean, you always treat me like crap and say hurtful words, that's how you act with someone you dislike
Wednesday:I guess you don't really understand me yet. This is how i act to my family too and still i don't dislike them. This is just the way i act to everyone. You're not getting a different treatment from me
Y/n:So that means you actually like me?
Wednesday:Let's just say you're on the average level
Y/n:I don't complain, it's still good
Wednesday:Whatever you say
Y/n:So how are things between you and you old boyfriend Joel?
Wednesday:Don't call him like that, believe me, it was a horrible mistake to date that guy. I was immature, i am so disappointed in my old self. Wait, if Amanda was there, where were you?
Y/n:Oh, i was home, she asked me to come with her but i refused, i had other things to do
Wednesday:Like what?
Y/n:Umm, playing computer games?
Wednesday:I know your little spy secret already, you forgot?
Y/n:Oh, yeah, sorry, i was training, the officer told me i don't have time for those childish things
Wednesday:So even if you would have wanted to do you weren't allowed to?
Y/n:...kinda
Wednesday:Ugh, unfortunately for me, i was forced to go because some bitch lied to my parents that this is what me and Pugsley need. And Amanda was annoying
Y/n:If you give her time then you can actually see she's a nice person
Wednesday:I didn't had time for this
Y/n:Of course you didn't, you set the place on fire
Wednesday:That camp was not fair anyway
Y/n:I can't give my opinion since i wasn't there so maybe you're right
Wednesday:I am always right
Y/n:Whatever you say
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The spy (Wednesday Addams x male reader)
FanfictionY/n is a human who's parents were killed by monsters when he was still young. Thirsty for revenge, he decide to help in the search of the killer in the woods. For this he has to join nevermore to find out if the killer is there
