One shot about each Archon with Kusanali:
Venti: * eats cookies *
Raiden: Why are you my brother-in-law?
Venti: Why did you marry Morax?
Raiden: Benti look, the other Archons arranged this okay!?
Venti: It's " Venti " Shogun Brain.
Raiden: Why you... .* picks up frying pan *.
Zhongli: Family, I'm home!
Raiden: Who's child is that Zhongli?
Zhongli: Say hello to Nahida!
Venti: Is that her Archon name?
Zhongli: I mean. . . This is Kusanali.
Raiden: Wait, isn't that Rukkhadevata's little sister?
Zhongli: She died, too much cataclysmic energy.
Raiden: Oh.
Zhongli: She left a note:
To any Archon who reads this: I accidentally got too much energy from the cataclysm I might not live much longer. Please take good care of Kusanali - Greater Lord Rukkhadevata.
Zhongli, Venti, and Raiden: . . .
Venti: Am I supposed to cry?
Raiden: Yes?
Zhongli: Raiden can you go buy some stuff for Kusanali, isn't there an IKEA in Inazuma?
Raiden: For Kusanali! Anyway bye.
Raiden goes to Inazuma to shop:
Raiden: So kids's bed, dishware, dresser, and a bunch of other stuff.
Cashier: Oh, what are you doing Lady Raiden?
Raiden: Uh, Sara is going to adopt a child!
Cashier: Kujou Sara? Wow didn't expect that.
Raiden: Bye.
Next store:
Raiden: Should I buy the Aranara plush? Maybe.
Cashier: Woah, Shogun-Sama all this?
Raiden: Yes!!!!
Cashier: That costs 2 Dango sticks.
Raiden: Ugh, fine* hands over dango *.
Cashier: Alright thank you.
Raiden: Now gotta go!
Raiden: Eight - hundred floor pls.
Robotic Voice: Alright Raiden Ei. * 10 seconds later * Destination: Celestia.
Raiden: Thanks.
Home:
Raiden: I'm home FAMILY!
Nahida: Dad, Uncle is this Mom?
Zhongli: Yes.
Nahida: She's so pretty!
Venti: Raiden?
Raiden: My child's grown up* hugs Nahida*!
Nahida: Mom!
Zhongli: She's such a nice Archon.
Venti: Agreed Brother.
Bye Travelers !!!!
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