It has been two days since baby Furina has been resurrected and oh Celestia she's more hyper than ever, not good for poor Zhongli's back.
Raiden: Furina, I've peeled some grapes for you-
Raiden: Furin-, no I don't want to play Hide-and-seek with you again!
Kuni: MOTHER GET HER DOWN!
Raiden: What?
Nahida: Up.
Raiden: *looks up and sees Furina on the ceiling* Child, calm down please.
Kuni: That one pancake in Peppa Pig be like:
Nahida: Lol, so true.
Furina: What did you just say!? I'm not a pancake! I'm the great Furina! Soul of the former second Hydro Archon and Thomas The Tank Engine, Focalors!
Kuni: 'Soul of second archon' my ass, and how the fuck do you know who you were?
* C r I c k e T s *
Furina: Uh, goo goo gabba gabba gee?
Raiden: *Sigh* I should send you to a boarding school or something to prevent more copyright risks.
Kuni: May I remind you that babies don't usually go to boarding school?
Furina: I'm not baby! I'm-
Nahida: Cocomelon Monster blah blah.
Raiden: Well, one of the finest tailors in Inazuma left for Fontaine and that's pretty far from Inazuma anyways. I'm sure she'll be happy there.
Kuni: OKAY NOW CAN YOU KINDLY LOOK BEHIND YOU!?
Raiden: Hmm, what? * Looks behind her * FURINA DO NOT TURN THE STOVE ON!
Nahida: SEND HER THERE IMMEDIATELY FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE.
Raiden: Alright, fine. * materializes her own child *
Zhongli: Is. . . Is that peace and quiet I'm hearing?
Kuni: I'm surprised you even can hear, old man. You should stay in your wheelchair.
Raiden: Funny how we got married about a year or so ago and immediately filed a divorce.
Zhongli: It was around a thousand, and I miss those days running around looking for Nahida in the garden.
Venti: *opening door* Furina~! Here are the Hatsune Miku figures you wanted!
Kuni: How old is she anyways?
Nahida: Two days and she's already a weeb?
Kuni: Is that the term for vocaloid lovers? I don't know anymore.
Raiden: Well, let's just see how her babysitter's like. * Open magical, futuristic hologram thing *
Neuvillette: Ugh, I'm finished with all my tasks. I'm bored, what can occupy my time?
Furina: * appears *
Neuvillette: OH MY GOD WHO'S BABY IS THAT!? But that means I can spend extra time taking care of her, then again that one guy trialed for murder before did call me a malewife type. . . I give up, I'll just take her in.
In Raiden's House:
Raiden: I FUCKED UP!
Kuni: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Raiden: THE ONE WHO ADOPTED FURINA IS THE ORDAINER OF INEXORABLE JUDGEMENT!
Nahida: The what?
Raiden: Basically the Chief Justice of the Court of Fontaine.
Kuni: So, Nahida. He's the highest ranking judge in the court or something.
Nahida: Oh, okay? What's wrong with that?
Raiden: The burden that Furina will bring towards such a respectable and high class person in Fontaine. . .
Nahida & Kuni: OH DEAR CELESTIA.
Raiden: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
Kuni: We got to bring her back!
Raiden: How!?
Nahida: I guess. . .
Meanwhile:
Furina: So, you need a vision?
Neuvillette: Do you even know who I am? Why would I need a vision?
Furina: Who are you?
Neuvillette: Ah. . . Never mind. Why did you offer me a vision though?
Furina: I'm Focalors.
Neuvillette: Forgive me for asking. You did give me your full elemental authority.
Furina: Eh, what?
Neuvillette: You don't remember? I guess you're not fully Focalors anyway.
Furina: Do you like tea?
Neuvillette: I suppose it's acceptable. Water is superior though.
( They continued talking about tea, water and other beverages until the end of the day. )
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Daily Life Of The Genshin Impact Archons (That Are Still Alive, More Or Less)
FanficWhat if the archons lives in the modern era? With their retaining powers, will the family of immortals cause chaos in the modern world? +Will have cursing +Wanderer's name will occasionally change. +Personalities may differ +Active Adepti (Madame Pi...
