Nahida: Mom, I want a sister.
Raiden: Uh, I can 't give you one Nahida.
Nahida: Why!? You made Kunikuzushi!
Raiden: And, he's a disappointment.
Nahida: How was I born then?
Raiden: *sighs* The truth is, Nahida is that-
Venti: You're adopted!!!
Raiden and Nahida: . . . .
Scaramouche: Ooh, truth exposed.
Raiden: Three Seconds, Venti.
Venti: Hehehe, oh Celestia.
*Later*
Zhongli: There, there. It's okay, child.
Scaramouche: Yeah, family relationships are weird. Don't worry.
Raiden: You've upset the child, Barbatos!
Venti: Uh, what?
Raiden: Help her then!
Venti: Um, Baal Baal. . . Purple sheep?
Scaramouche: Fuck you, Uncle.
Zhongli: I'm with him. Fuck you, Barbatos.
* after calming Nahida *
Raiden: Okay, how do we get a sister for Nahida?
Zhongli: I can ask a spirit to be Nahida's companion.
Scaramouche: ✨A D O P T I O N✨
Raiden: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea, Zhongli.
Scaramouche: ✨A D O P T I O N✨
Venti: I can introduce her to the Four Winds of Mondstat or What about the Knights?
Scaramouche: ✨A D O P T I O N✨
Raiden: Uh, maybe not anything too supernatural by any chance.
Scaramouche: ✨A D O P T I O N✨
Raiden: Wait I got it! How about through adoption.
Scaramouche: That's what I was trying to say.
Raiden: Oh, sorry.
Scaramouche: Okay, where tf is this going?
Time Skip:
Raiden: People, I've successfully gotten a child.
Ventilation: She stole one from Lady Egeria.
Raiden: Hey, she still has one child left.
Zhongli: Raiden, that other child's dead.
Raiden: Okay then I'm making her life easier.
Nahida: Yay, new sister.
Scaramouche: Any name suggestions?
Zhongli: 明雨 ?
Raiden: Bubbly Puff?
Scaramouche: Elira? I don't know.
Venti: Pondwater.
Zhongli and Raiden: Venti, what the actual fuck.
Nahida: Frogspawn?
Zhongli: Venti, you have cursed the child.
Scaramouche: Furina?
Raiden: Wait that's actually not bad what the heck?
Nahida: Congrats Mascara, our sister's name is now Furina!
Furina: T. . .
Nahida: She's saying her first word!
Furina: T. . . Tea parties are a must for the well-mannered. If you'd like to learn the proper etiquette, I'd be happy to teach you!
Everyone: . . .
Raiden: Venti get the chainsaw.
Scaramouche: Rip child, you're getting electrocuted by the Magatsu Mitake Narukami No Mikoto.
Nahida: Da fuq?
Here Lies Baby Furina.
20 seconds old.
"Tea parties are a must for the well-mannered. If you'd like to learn the proper etiquette, I'd be happy to teach you"
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Daily Life Of The Genshin Impact Archons (That Are Still Alive, More Or Less)
FanfictionWhat if the archons lives in the modern era? With their retaining powers, will the family of immortals cause chaos in the modern world? +Will have cursing +Wanderer's name will occasionally change. +Personalities may differ +Active Adepti (Madame Pi...
