Nahida: I'm bored, can't we just order food?
Zhongli: Wait for Uncle Venti to come first.
Raiden: Zhongli, if we order now the food might get here the same time Venti gets here.
Nahida: Dad, you did say you can't compete with mom's logic.
Zhongli: Nahida. . . I'm far too old to have logic.
Raiden: You know what? Imma just order McDonald's for Nahida.
Nahida: Thanks mom.
Raiden: Your welcome my sassy child.
10 Minutes Later:
Anemo Slime: Here's your McDonald's Ms. Raiden Ei.
Raiden: Thank you.
Zhongli: Start the cartoon network or something.
Raiden: No, maybe something like Barney or Peppa pig or Demon Slayer. . .
Nahida: Can I just use the Switch or something?
Raiden: Why?
Nahida: I haven't fought Shadow Shido yet.
Raiden: You do know when your father was like 3000+ or something he voiced that character.
Zhongli: Are you playing Persona Q New Cinema Labyrinth?
Raiden: No, she's playing Persona 5 Royal.
Zhongli: God I hated that game.
Nahida: Dad was a bad guy.
Zhongli: Nahida where did you learn to get so sas-
Venti: I'm home family!
Zhongli: -sy.
Raiden: There's McDonald's on the table Venti.
Venti: Nah, I ate at Good Hunter 30 minutes ago.
Zhongli: Why do you smell like steak?
Raiden: I also smell fries, Venti what are you doing?
Venti: I told you I ate at Good Hunter!
Raiden: You also smell like. . .wine!?
Zhongli: I heard that Good Hunter doesn't sell wine for a beverage.
Raiden: Guys you can fight and Imma train Nahida.
Zhongli: Alright then.
With the Girls:
Nahida: C'mon I'm in the last phase!
Raiden: Nahida, are you still playing Persona 5 Royal?
Nahida: Mom, I'm at the last phase and he has 10%(Estimated) HP left!
Raiden: Instead of playing P5R let's train your powers.
Nahida: Can I spectate?
Raiden: In fact, that's what we're gonna do.
Nahida: Finally I can be a real Oracle!
Raiden: So channel your magic into your hand and say spectate (a person's name)
Nahida: Okay Mom, spectate. . . Uncle Venti!
Inside the ball:
Venti: Cheeseburger. . .
Zhongli: Shut up Venti.
Nahida: Can I spectate the past?
Raiden: Yes! Just say how long you want to go like show me Venti 3 hours ago.
Nahida: Okay! Show me Uncle Venti 3 hours ago
This is where things go dramatic:
3 hours ago. . .
Kaeya, Venti and Rosaria: Cheers!
Diluc: Main course. . . Roast steak.
Everyone else: Party time!
Raiden: Zhongli! Something important !
Zhongli: What is it!?
Raiden: *whispers *
Zhongli: VENTI YOU BASTARD!
And no one had dinner that night
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Daily Life Of The Genshin Impact Archons (That Are Still Alive, More Or Less)
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