What if the archons lives in the modern era? With their retaining powers, will the family of immortals cause chaos in the modern world?
+Will have cursing
+Wanderer's name will occasionally change.
+Personalities may differ
+Active Adepti (Madame Pi...
Tighnari: So you must learn to respect the sacred forest we live in, no more shooting random gusts of wind to the animals, no more flying up trees
(1228 minutes later)
Tighnari: You can't do this-. Are you even listening to me Mr. Wanderer?
Scara: Huh? Oh yeah, I was just learning this tutorial from Albedo.
Tighnari: The alchemist in Mondstat? Well I'd like to see what he's teaching!
*The TikTok:*
Albedo: Hello Tiktok! You see, I'm not using OnlyFans anymore! Anyways, we have 2 special guests! Purple Dog and Dendro Keqing!
Keqing: You called?
Albedo: Um, not quite Ms. Keqing.
Keqing: Very well then! Gotta go help Jean, Diluc and Qiqi ruin more 50/50s.
Albedo: I thought Tighnari was also helping.
Keqing: Turns out, nah.
Albedo: Ok, forget I said anything.
Cyno: So, what are we learning Mr. Alfredo?
Althaitam: Yes, what exactly are we learning today?
Albedo: Correction, Albedo. And today, we are learning how to twerk!
Cyno: How do you spell 'twerk'?
Althaitam: T-W-E-R-K, I think.
Albedo: Correct, and we have several prisoners to demonstrate this act! Sucrose, open the curtains please!
Sucrose: Um, Okay?
* opens curtain *
Albedo: And Taa Daa! Introducing fellow Knights of Favonius member Kaeya Alberich and our favorite Emergency Food Paimon!
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Sucrose: Uh, Sir that's a wild boar.
Albedo: Yes, uh, the potion will wear off in 69 hours or so.
Cyno: Pfft, I can cook that for breakfast.
Althaitam: Yes *laughs*, that would be a nice thing to do for the dear Traveler.
Albedo: Anyways, that's how to twerk. Full manual in the description! Thank you for your weekly AlbedoNeedsHelp™ Program! We're signing off for now!
Cyno: Wait that's it?
Althaitam: I wasted so much time for this 1 minute podcast or whatever.
*End of TikTok*
Tighnari: Seriously? I thought alchemists were supposed to share the information their discussing.
Scara: Me too. But I want to do it!
Tighnari: Mr. Wanderer, please stop whatever you're doing-
Scara: And then this? *freezes*
Tighnari: MR. WANDERER!?
Raiden: Haha, protocol 013 worked!
Tighnari: Shogun-Sama? What?
Raiden: Oh, I added a rule to his body type. He can't twerk.
Tighnari: That's nice! Thanks Shogun-Sama!
Raiden: Your welcome Forest Boy! *Materialized into electricity and disappears, burning several grass blades in the process*
Tighnari: . . . SHOGUN-SAMA!!!
Legend has it that Scara's still standing there in that twerking position. Supposedly, a guy with a flying creature said "Can I feed my emergency food to this beautiful work or art?"
