Nahida: Hello brother!
Scara: Hi Nahida. . .
Nahida: What's that in your hands?
Scara: Mascara, why?
Nahida: Ohhh, sCarA mAscAra!
Scara: Stoppp, Dainsleif already calls me that!
Nahida: Well, sucks to be you brother.
Scara: Don't you feel pitiful about me?
Nahida: Not really.
Scara: ARCHONS WHY IS THIS MALEVOLENT CHILD MY SISTER!?
Nahida: You're looking at an Archon stupid.
Scara: Oh, you're so small I forget that you're an Archon!
Nahida: WELL! I think Mr. "Dendro Keqing" or whatever needs to give you more books to read so you can expand your tiny brain!
Scara: A roast battle?
Nahida: You're on!
Later:
*loud roasting*
Raiden: What in Celestia is that noise?
Zhongli: It's the effect of Venti's teachings.
Venti: So MY teachings killed your previous wife?
Zhongli: YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!
Raiden: STOP, I don't want another roast battle in the house, wine anybody?
Venti: If you put it like that. . .
Meanwhile
Scara: YOU'RE LIKE A PIECE OF PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA! LOTS OF PEOPLE LOVE YOU AND ALSO HATE YOU!
Nahida: WELL YOU'RE LIKE A PIG, LOTS OF PEOPLE NEED YOU YET YOU'RE SO FAT AND UGLY
SCARA: YOU TOO COW-HIDA!
Nahida: WHY YOU BIT-
Raiden: ENOUGH!!!
Scara and Nahida: Mom?
Raiden: Get the fuck out of my apartment, Zhongli and Venti are complaining that they have horrible migraines because of this. So either stop roasting or leave!
Scara: How am I going to stop roasting this Dendro Cockroach who can't even save Irmisul!?
Nahida: You can't even save mom and instead you betrayed her.
Scara: Why you-
Raiden: THAT'S IT, GET OUT!!!
*slams apartement door shut*
Scara and Nahida: . . .
Scara: Adepti's?
Nahida: Adepti's.
Then they all lived happily ever after at Ganyu's base, more specifically the Cloud Retainer's abode
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Daily Life Of The Genshin Impact Archons (That Are Still Alive, More Or Less)
FanficWhat if the archons lives in the modern era? With their retaining powers, will the family of immortals cause chaos in the modern world? +Will have cursing +Wanderer's name will occasionally change. +Personalities may differ +Active Adepti (Madame Pi...
