( Different Timeline With First Grade Nahida. )
(Only Alive Adepti - Xianyun and Madame Ping because let them rest )
(Pretend that Shenhe and Ganyu are siblings and know each other well)
Xiao: MR ZHONGLI WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Zhongli: You, Ganyu and Shenhe (not Adepti but it's fine) are going to babysit my children.
Xiao: But. . . Traveler!
Zhongli: Chaperone your date next time.
Xiao: He's not. . . Fine.
Zhongli: Okay Goodbye, I'm getting my no sis back! * m a t e r i a l i z e s *
Xiao: Well, shit.
Meanwhile:
Shenhe: So, this is a block.
Nahida: I know that.
Shenhe: This is a feather.
Nahida: Knew that as well.
Shenhe: This is a M16 Revolver Gun.
Nahida: Know that to- Wait WHAT.
Kuni: AUNTIE SHENHE PUT THAT GUN DOWN.
Shenhe: Hmm? But why?
Ganyu: It should be fine, shouldn't it?
Shenhe: See, she also agrees.
Nahida: Uhm.
Scaramouche: Fine.
Xiao: *barges in* Did I miss anything?
Ganyu: Oh, you're also invited by-
Xiao: Yes.
Nahida: Brother, I'm scared.
Kuni: Sister, I'm scared as well.
Xiao: So, does anyone here know how to entertain children?
Shenhe: I chucked rocks at pests when I was younger.
Ganyu: What does your nephew like?
Shenhe: Talking.
Ganyu: Then let's chat with them.
Xiao: Alright then, so what are your names?
Kuni: Just call me anything, Scara, Wanderer, or my birth name Kunikuzushi.
Ganyu: Kuni . .?
Kuni: That works.
Nahida: I'm Nahida or Kusanali or Buer! But please don't call me Buer, I'm a nice child I promise.
Xiao: Okay.
Kuni: Okay, how fucking old are you all.
Xiao, Ganyu, Shenhe: . . .
Xiao: Believe me, she's the youngest one in this room. *points to Shenhe.*
Shenhe: *nods* I'm around 20-30? I've lost count.
Ganyu: I'm 3000 years and he's 2000.
Kuni: Okay, can we gossip or something.
Shenhe: *points to Xiao* He's gay.
Ganyu: True.
Xiao: I'm greyromantic.
Nahida: Mr. Gay you're not not grey, you're green.
Xiao: I- My name is Xiao.
Kuni: Doesn't 'Xiao' mean 'small' in Chinese?
Ganyu: *laughs*
Shenhe: *holding back her laughter* Kuni, that's '小'. His name is spelt like '魈'.
Kuni: Oh, okay.
Nahida: Little Gay Bitch!
Kuni, Shenhe and Ganyu: . . .
Kuni, Shenhe and Ganyu: *Dies of Laughter*
Xiao: Fuck you, fuck this, fuck life. I'm leaving. * m a t e r i a l i z e s *
Shenhe: *grabs M16* Let's chase him down.
Ganyu: *summons cannon* Sure!
Kuni: Well, unless it's not in the house. . . *grabs high heel* L E T 'S O B L I T E R A T E H I M.
Nahida: *brings piano* Yay! Annihilation time!
*Xiao never got his date. . . Or his sexuality revealed.*
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