Myers Briggs Through the Lense of an INTJ;)

When the 16 Personalities Get Into A Fight

ESFJ: Thinks it's best to try to talk it out and make peace with the bully
ENFJ: Similar to ESFJ but takes it even further by counseling the bully
ESTJ: Beats their ass
ENTJ: Accompanies ENTJ in beating their ass
ESTP: Grinning and recording the fight scene with awesome reactions
ISTP: Is also recording on their own phone with a secret smirk
INTJ: Came up with the idea to record it that inspired ESTP and ISTP
ESFP: Posts it on social media later and promotes it to gain popularity
ENFP: Casually eats cake and watches funny animal videos as though there is no fight whatsoever; bursts out laughing at the most inappropriate moments
ENTP: Uses mind games on the bully to the point where they are so lost they just agree to their terms out of pure frustration as well as turning everyone in the group against each other to create more chaos and an even bigger fight
INFP: Writes a poem inspired by the bully
INTP: Is the only one willing to listen to INFP's poem
ISFP: Is inspired by INFP's poem, but instead of making a roast poem in the style of a book character, they write it in the style of a rap battle
INFJ: Helps ENFJ counsel the bully so that ENFJ can also counsel the chaos that ENTP created
ISTJ: Calls their mom to take them home because they don't want to deal with the drama
ISFJ: Tries to comfort anyone who got hurt by all the drama