Myers Briggs Chaos skit

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by Mielayeotlom

by Mielayeotlom

1)
INFP: Hey, does anyone know where my car keys are? I thought I put them in my hand bag like I usually do.
*looks down and sees that he was holding the car keys all this time
INFP: Oh.
2)
INFP: *relaxing*
ESTJ: Hey! You need to make sure the food I'm baking in the oven does not exceed 10 minutes! I'll be back soon from my grocery errand.
INFP: *completely zoned out and doesn't respond*
ESTJ: *mutters to themselves before closing the door* WHAT A RUDE MF
ISTJ: *snaps fingers in front of INFPs face which breaks them out of the trance*
INFP: Oh! Was that guy talking to me?

3)
ISTJ: I cannot believe those two are still dating each other. I mean INFP can be so derpy sometimes- there is no logic whatsoever
ESFP: *ears perk up as they rush in to join the gossip* Spill. The. Tea.
ESTJ: His girlfriend would look way better if she lost a couple pounds and maybe grew a couple inches taller. I don't support beauty standards by any means, but that girl? Is she medicated?
ESFP: *bursts out laughing*
ENFP: That's just rude. The poor woman could have a thyroid issue that you don't even know about...
ESTP: *Tarzan yells*
ESTJ: *whips head around and speaks in a Southern accent* WHAT IN TARNATION?
ESTP: *jumps up and grabs the chandelier *
IIIIIIIIIIM GONNA SWINGGGGGGGGGG
INTJ: Can someone tell this man to chill tf out?
ESFP: Is he for real?
ESTP: *sings horribly off-key* FROM THE CHANDELI-EEEEER
ENFP: I mean, he's staying on. That's impressive
ESFJ: *comes in* What on earth did I just walk into?
INTP: *comes in for a moment, and immediately backs away slowly*
ENFJ: *does meditation in the corner* UMMMMM...
ESFJ: *whispers in horror* Why does everyone in here act like they just got transferred from the insane asylum?
ENFP: Everyone is different, man. You just have to learn how to embrace the weirdness.
*sits by ENFJ and starts chanting*
ENFJ and ENFP: UMMMMMM...
ESFJ: *cries in frustration *
ESFP: Ooh, I would like to join! *sits beside ENFP and ENFP and starts chanting with them*
ESFP, ENFJ, and ENFP: UMMMMMM....
INTJ: *stares in fascination* What a clever way to brainwash people! I MUST LEARN.
All four of them start chanting in unison: UMMMMMMM
ISTJ: Yea, I'm going to leave before I, too, get brainwashed. You crazy people have fun.
*turns around and gets startled by ISTP
AH!
ISTP: *stares darkly* Hey.
ISTJ: *shudders* Ugh.
ISTP: How much you wanna bet I can aim this axe at the chandelier?
ESTP: IIIIIIIIIIIM GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIIING—
ISTJ: This is very out-of-character for me, but I want to bet my whole bank account. Please try it, seriously. His singing is gonna burst my eardrums.
ISTP: If I miss, I get rich and if I hit the target, the room becomes peaceful. Sounds like a win to me. *focuses intently and starts aiming the axe*
ENFJ:*opens eyes* Well that was a relaxing meditation. *looks around and sees all the chaos and also the fact that the apartment is on fire*
*shrugs* Looks normal to me!
ISTP: *throws the axe but misses and shatters the apartment window as well as the neighbor's window*
*chuckles* Whoops.
ISTJ: Are you serious?
ISTP: You know what? I'll spare you the money. You'll need every dime for window repairs, to compensate the neighbors, and potentially a bit extra for a lawyer
ISTJ: Grrrr
ENFJ: Hey, you look like you could use some meditation
ISTJ: *whips head around aggressively and starts foaming at the mouth like an ankle biter and speaking like a gremlin*
ISTP: Or you could come throw axes with me. It's very therapeutic
ENFJ: Can I try that?
ISTP: Sure. *beckons ENFJ to follow and they both leave*
ISFP: *comes downstairs* What did I miss?
*sees ENFP, ESFP and INTJ meditating, ESTP singing and swinging, and ISTJ absolutely losing their mind running around hysterically and making noises of a ferral animal
ENTJ: *smiles brightly * Welcome to the insane asylum!