Myers Briggs Through the Lense of an INTJ;)

MBTI as roomates (chaotic comedy skit)

ESTP: Modern home alone is lame sauce. The OG is where it's at, my friend. Homie. Haha, get it? Home alone? Homie?

ISTP: Please never make that joke again.

INTP: You can't even remember the exact year Home Alone was made. If you want to make bold statements like that, you should at least back up your confidence with facts and logic.

ESFP: Hmm, and how has that worked out for you?

INTP: *shoots ESFP a death glare

ESTP: Yeah, whatever, dude. I'm going to take a hot bath.

INTP: Are you really just going to ignore my argument calling out your factual inaccuracies?

ESTP: *ignores question

INTP: *mutters* What a pain in the (bleeps out the rest of the word)
*plans to change the shared Netflix password on ESTP for revenge so he can't access it without getting through INTP first; super petty I know*

INFJ: INTP is definitely up to something. My 6th sense is never wrong...

ISTP: Dude, anyone can see he's up to something; he's literally changing the Netflix password for all of us to see. You don't need a 6th sense to observe with your eyes. How is everyone so oblivious?

INFJ: *zones out for a hot minute*
*snaps fingers*
My 6th sense is telling me that INTP is about to change the Netflix password!

ISTP: Grrrr...

*cuts to scene

ISFP: Dude, are you kidding me? ISTJ never swears!

ESFP: No, ISTJ totally swears... *sounds extra sarcastic * Curses like a sailor, in fact.

ISFP: Quit your sarcasm you son of a b—

ENFP: Keep it PG, dawg, alright?

ENTP: WHOOOOO! *says every swear word imaginable in every single sentence after every other word*

ESTP: *finally comes back from their hot bath*

ISTJ: *returns and starts cursing like a sailor*

ESTP, ENTP, ISTJ, and ENFP are shocked, ESFP, ISTP, and INTJ are amused and pull out their phones to record, INFJ and INFP are processing what's going on, and INTP realizes he could be busted and goes to hide somewhere

ISTP: *cracks spine* Externally I look 24, but I have the bones of a 40-year-old man.

INFP: *offers ISTP back roller*

ISTP: Thanks, man.

INFP: *cautiously* ISTJ...

ISFJ: *speaks in a gremlin voice* WHAT

ESFJ: *whispers* Man, this is REALLY out of character...

INFP: Can we talk for a minute?

ISTJ: *hisses like an ankle biter with rabies*

INFP: *gently grabs ISTJ's arm and goes to give them therapy*

ESFJ: Why is everyone so flipping weird today?

ENFJ: *doing meditation in a corner* UMMMMMM.....

ESFJ: *mumbles* WHAT A WEIRDO.

ENFJ: *snaps eyes open abruptly*
GUYS! I found a solution to body shaming on social media!

INTP: *looks extremely puzzled* WHAT?

INFJ: This is a rare breed of human even I cannot understand.

ESFJ: I can't even tell who's weirder: ENFJ, INTJ, or INFP!

ENFP: Okay, that's pretty rude. You know, everyone is weird in their own way. That's the thing that creates individual personalities. People all have weird quirks and preferences, which is the beauty that is human nature.

ENFJ: *smiles wistfully * I couldn't have said it better.

INTJ: The beauty of human nature is finding out people's strengths and weaknesses through psychology and manipulation tactics, then seeing how you can use this to your advantage and start exploiting that. I mean, INFJ does it all the time; he's just much better at hiding it than me.

ENTP: Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist to address your abnormalities?

INTJ: I've been to plenty of psychologists, psychiatrists and therapists. They couldn't help me, but I did get much better at lying.

ESFP: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.

ENFJ: The difference between confidence and arrogance is this: arrogance is thinking that you own other people but confidence is owning yourself.

INFP: Half the world is full of people who have something to say but can't say it, and the other half of the world is full of people who have nothing to say, but say it anyways.

ENFP: Have you ever wondered why hotdogs come in packs of ten but hotdog buns only come in packages of eight?

ISFP: I've wondered that, too!

ESFJ lol: *mutters* Oh, my, gosh.

ESTJ: Hey, dickheads! Just listen to me for two seconds and I'll tell you how to fix the chaos!
We are going to designate chores for everyone. It's too much chaos, all yall have too much time on your hands, and it's getting way out of control, so now, I must keep you busy.

ENFJ: Actually, you know what would really help? Let's pass around some get-to-know you questions! In order to minimize chaos, we have to be able to work together! In order to work together better, we have to develop more of a community mindset, and to do that we have to get closer to each other, and in order to—

INTP: We get it, meathead.

INFP: *starts choking on a marshmallow*

INFJ: It's okay. Just breathe and swallow.

ESTJ: *sighs indignantly * YOU FOOLS