🏵️ BLACK CHAIN INCORRECT QUOTES 🏵️

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"Black Chain" is one of the 4 main friend groups of the KG cast.

''BLACK CHAIN''
BUGGS
LYA
MADISON
JEROME
JANICE

It's Black Chain because Lya has a lot of chains for... y'know... style. She gave some of her stylish chains to her friends.

JEROME: Lya, you were so wasted last night.

LYA: I wasn't that drunk!

JEROME: ...You called a taxi home.

LYA: Yeah! It's called being responsible!

JEROME: The party was at your house.

LYA: ...Crap.

JEROME: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

JEROME: Why are Lya and Madison sitting with their backs to each other?

BUGGS: They had a fight.

JEROME: Then why are they holding hands?

BUGGS: They get sad when they fight.

LYA: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

JANICE: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

LYA: Fair point.

(They're comfortable joking with each other now <3)

BUGGS: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

JANICE: It's kind of complicated, but Jerome-

BUGGS: Got it. Forget I asked.

Janice, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

BUGGS: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

JANICE: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

JEROME: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."

JEROME: Help.

MADISON: Forests, stop cutting down trees, and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.

LYA: Hey MADISON?

MADISON: Yeah?

LYA: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

MADISON:

MADISON: ...What.

(The answer is B)

BUGGS: Why are you like this??

LYA: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

MADISON: I am going to need you to swear-

BUGGS: F*ck.

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