🌹 Heathers AU 🌹

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Last chapter got me THINKING.

Veronica Sawyer = Lily

Heather Chandler = Cindy

Heather Duke = Madison

Heather McNamara = Alice

Ram Sweeney = Buggs

Kurt Kelly = Jerome

JD = Nugget

Ms. Flemming = Ms. Appletitsgate

Martha Dunnstock = idk maybe Billy?

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ALICE:
Maybe you should see a doctor, Maddie?

MADISON:
Yeah, Allie, maybe I should.

MS APPLEGATE:
Ah, Cindy and Allie...

MADISON:
*Vomit noises*

MS APPLEGATE:
... And Maddie.

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ALICE:
And every morning on the bus I feel my heart beating louder and faster and I'm like Jesus I'm on the frickin' bus again 'cause all my rides to school are dead!

~•~•~

NUGGET:
Happiness comes when everything numbs? Who needs cocaine~?

~•~•~

CINDY:
Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far.

Why now?

Are you pulling on my d*ck?!

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LILY:
Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

NUGGET:
Not anymore.

When mom was alive----

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BUGGS:
*Spits out apple cider* There's no alcohol in here!

Are you trying to poison me???

~•~•~

CINDY:
Wellll f*ck me gently with a chainsaw!

~•~•~

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