MY KINDERGARTEN AU 2

🌼 If They Took On School Jobs 🌼

Inspired by this:
https://youtube.com/shorts/A1h1qYrVdaE?feature=share

This isn't anything. Just me oversharing about our school staff and my opinions on them while sharing school staff headcannons for the KG cast and my oc's.

They'd be adults in this. Obviously. Like 24 for most of them. Buggs and Janice are 25, and Lya is 26.

Obviously some of the couples are married.

° Kid
- Vice Principal
- Assistant Teacher
- Idk bout you guys but in all the schools ive been to the Vice Principal is way scarier than the Principal
- Kid would be the calm scary kind. they're always so calm it's intimidating. and you can feel the hidden anger in him.

° Kari
- Guidance Counselor
- Pls the guidance counselor at our school is an angel she's the best.
- Doctor Patient confidentially. Screw what the parents think.
- Students started calling her Mama Riri.
- She finds it endearing, the others started calling her that as well.

° Jerome
- Music Teacher
- My music teacher likes to lightheartedly bully my best friend/brother friend so she's pretty chill. scary when she's mad tho.
- Would 100% have the kids play songs with swear words.
- "YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND'S AN A---"

° Penny
- School Nurse
- Oh our school nurse in elementary was an OLD HAG. hated her.
- But Penny would let the students hang out in her clinic. But only in their vacant time.
- Students also aren't allowed if another student is seriously ill.

° Monty
- Webmaster
- Computer Teacher
- Our computer teacher is the best. Favorite teacher.
- Holds himself back from teaching the kids how to hack.
- Hates and loves kids.
- Calls them little sh**s.

° Carla
- Sports Coach
- Spanish Teacher
- Baking Teacher
- PE teacher is also my music teacher. Again, she's pretty chill.
- Doesn't do that boys vs girls crap. its everyone for themselves. Alliances are allowed. And be prepared for her to join the game at any time.
- If a student lacks athleticism, she doesn't criticize them. Instead she teaches them what they can handle.

° Lily
- Principal
- Idk it just seemed funny.
- Our principal is pretty chill, y'know, for a priest. Haven't heard his full wrath before.
- She actually takes appropriate action if one of the kids gets bullied.
- By appropriate action, I mean to Mama Riri for therapy you go.
- Probably the most chill on the staff.
- Students also call her Mama Lily. Most of them kinda shipped her with Kari and/or Kid.
- Their faces went :O when they found out she was married to Nugget.

° Billy
- School Bus Driver
- Insert Billy and the students singing CPR by CupcakKe while on a school field trip
- "Hey kids, since we're late, wanna see me run this red light?"
- "HELL YEAH, UNCLE BILLY!"
- Teaches the older kids how to drive.
- The kids love him. Obviously.
- Btw we don't have a bus driver at our school----

° Alice
- History Teacher
- Our history teacher is an old man. a funny old man. man roasts the Three Kings™ of the classroom and it was hilarious.
- Has been a history nerd since the dawn of time.
- Hates the Hercules Disney Movie. Is okay with Hamilton. Has no idea what to feel about SIX.
- Would roast the kids using greek gods.
- Curses with Oh Almighty Hades, What in the Underworld, Zeus' Balls, Hera's Jelousy, Lyssa's Rage, and Dear Wife Of Hades.

° Ron
- Math Teacher
- My math teacher is my advisor. Love her. Second favorite teacher.
- Despite being homo, he's good at math.
- Actually explains stuff in a way that kids and their tiny child brains understand.
- Tutors kids for free.
- A lot of kids have a crush on him--
- Obviously he ignores them. He ain't no pedo.

° Nugget
- Groundskeeper
- Loves to plant flowers around the school grounds. Mostly lilies.
- The students are scared of Nugget.
- Nugget can be seen hanging out in the principal's office if Nugget's work's done.
- Likes to scare the students for no reason.
- Lily scolds Nugget for that.
- Our school doesn't have a groundskeeper either. I think.

° Ted
- Art Teacher
- Our art, music and PE teacher is the same person.
- Encourages kids even if they aren't artistic.
- "OK KIDS, WE WON'T CRY TODAY. THIS IS DRAWING FINGERS 101."
- INSERT HIM AND THE KIDS CRYING BECAUSE WHY PHALANGES SO HARD TO DRAW????
- "Screw it, kids, let's just use an available base online."
- Jk, when he says that it's almost always a joke.

° Ozzy
- Health Teacher
- Once again, our art, music, PE, and health teacher is the same person.
- Don't ask my why Health Teacher and School Nurse are different. I ran out of ideas.
- Before entering the classroom, you must clean your hands with rubbing alcohol.
- In addition to talking about physical hygiene, Ozzy teaches the kids about mental and emotional strength.
- I mean the man has OCD and Social Anxiety(hc), he's the best person to talk about this.
- Usually the one, other than Lily, to schedule appointments for the kids to Mama Riri.

° Felix
- Science Teacher
- The most strict.
- But sometimes in class he just stops talking about like Oligosaccharide or something and just sits down, grabs tea, and gossips with the students.
- Sometimes the subject of their gossip is the students. Other times, when the students are lucky, Felix talks about the teachers.
- "Hey, Mr. Huxley, I heard Sir Ted is dating Sir Ozzy."
- "Oh, take it from me, Manny, they're doing way more than that."

° Cindy
- English Teacher
- French Teacher
- "Don't worry, mes amis, I am more than qualified to teach you French. I have a bachelor's degree at the university of Duolingo."
- Will teach french curse words.
- Kids also get crushes on her.
- Believe it or not, she isn't a pedo either. She's a faithful wife.
- Btw she cried of happiness when a student called her Mrs. Huxley instead of Miss Cindy.
- Also gossips with her students from time to time.

° Buggs
- Food Service Worker
- Assistant Teacher
- Janitor
- "I will continue the Kindergarten Janitor's legacy of murderous janitors."
- "I wanna poison them."
- Only calls the kids little sh**s, and dumb f***ers.
- Loves hating kids.
- Is a somewhat father figure to a specific child called Cas though.

° Lya
- Prefect Of Discipline
- Idk about you guys but our school has a Prefect of Discipline and she's SCARY. And she's homophobic.
- The kids call her Grandma Lya.
- "DAMN YOU TWITS, I'M NOT THAT OLD."
- "Poison them."
- Scary as frick.
- "STOP MAKING OUT IN THE HALLWAYS!"
- Actually cares about the kids though.

° Madison
- Special Education Teacher
- We need more of these teachers in Iloilo. Hell, in the entire Philippines.
- Absolutely adores the kids.
- Though in the first few days she was bitten a lot and the kids cried.
- She usually works with the younger ones.

° Janice
- Food Service Worker
- Go-To Substitute Teacher
- "Please don't poison them."
- If xe teaches xe'd tell the kids the latest drama of the staff after every lesson.
- Auncle Jan
- Is neutral with the kids but leans more towards liking them.
- Has to taste test the food every time to make sure Buggs hasn't poisoned it.
- Btw free food woo

° Zina
- Registrar
- Assistant Teacher
- Haven't fully sorted out their personality yet so this is gonna be difficult.
- "Kids, for the love of God, stop playing with the typewriter."
- "Oh my god, these americans are gonna drive me insane..."
- Insert the kids mimicking their accent.
- "Ok but they don't do this with Jan??? The favoritism..."
- Retorts by mimicking the kids' american accents.