MY KINDERGARTEN AU 2

🌼 Kid/Alex Part 2 🌼

Kid rating everybody.

TAKE IT AWAY, MAIN CHARACTER.

Shut up.

Anyways.

• Myself
- 5/10
- Meh, could be better.

• K̶a̶r̶i̶ My Beloved Pot-Smoker Sister

I didn't say you could change the--

SHUT UP, MORTAL. DO NOT QUESTION ME.

• K̶a̶r̶i̶ My Beloved Pot-Smoker Sister
- 6.5/10
- STOP DRINKING ALL THE MILK.
- Will raise to 7 if you teach me Chemistry :3

• P̶e̶n̶n̶y̶ Beautiful Angel <3
- 10000000/10
- Literal perfection
- Sweetest thing ever
- Tall
- Smart
- Funny
- Honest

Ok, next.

HEY I WASN'T DONE.

And you'll never be. Next.

Fine...

• J̶e̶r̶o̶m̶e̶ Sister's Boyfriend
- 7.5/10
- Most chill on Monday during Kindergarten
- Extra half bc I pity him

• M̶o̶n̶t̶y̶ Blackmarket Seller
- 8/10
- Get that cash 💸✨
- Sells stuff 👍
- Future Brother-In-Law

Getting confident now, are we?

Shh.

• C̶a̶r̶l̶a̶ Blackmarket Theif
- 9/10
- Mostly chill
- Try not to get thrown in jail, woman.

• L̶i̶l̶y̶ Detective Hargrove
- 10/10
- My mom.

Enough said.

Indeed.

• B̶i̶l̶l̶y̶ Unreleased Trauma
- 10/10
- Bestie ✨
- Never stop being you, ο φίλος μου

• A̶l̶i̶c̶e̶ Creepy Gal
- 5/10
- Not much of an opinion
- Dates Billy
- Take care of him or I'll cut your eyes off

Pfft- You can't do that-

I'll pay Nugget to do it!

• R̶o̶n̶ Κώλος
- 4/10
- Δεν με νοιάζει αν ήταν διαφορετικό χρονοδιάγραμμα, έκανες την Πένυ να κλάψει.
- Η γαμημένη αδερφή σου με έκανε να σκοτώνω ανθρώπους

• N̶u̶g̶g̶e̶t̶ GOD BROTHER

Make that sibling.

Oh, Nugget's feeling neutral today?

Yep.

• N̶u̶g̶g̶e̶t̶ GOD B̶R̶O̶T̶H̶E̶R̶ SIBLING
- 9/10
- ✨✨✨✨✨✨
- No words can describe the bond we share
- Deduct a point cuz those umprompted visits exposed us.

• T̶e̶d̶ Better Huxley
- 7.5/10
- Very chill.
- Better than Felix.
- That half is bc I feel bad he has to put up with Ozzy's sh*t.

• O̶z̶z̶y̶ ΚΑΘΑΡΜΑ ΚΛΕΦΤΗΣ
- 3/10
- ΟΧΙ ΚΥΡΙΕ ΔΕΝ ΘΑ ΜΟΥ ΚΛΕΨΕΤΕ ΤΟΝ ΤΙΤΛΟ ΤΟΥ ΠΙΟ ΣΑΡΚΑΣΤΙΚΟΥ
- But plus 1 bc hes basically Penny's son and he makes her happy.

• F̶e̶l̶i̶x̶ ΠΛΟΥΣΙΟ ΚΑΘΑΡΜΑ
- 0/10
- ΠΕΘΑΝΕ ΣΕ ΜΙΑ ΤΡΥΠΑ, ΣΚΥΛΑ
- ΜΕ ΑΡΑΧΝΕΣ ΕΠΑΝΩ

• C̶i̶n̶d̶y̶ Character Development?
- 6/10
- Redeemed herself when she had 5 friendly conversations with Penny
- Also hates Ozzy. As she should.
- Still gives me PTSD though.

• B̶u̶g̶g̶s̶ Hitman
- 6/10
- When you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long---
- Still intimidating to this day.

• Lya

Who?

Buggs' sister.

Oh.

• L̶y̶a̶ Hitman's sister
- Who she?

• M̶a̶d̶i̶s̶o̶n̶ Green Gal
- 6/10
- Kid I saved
- She's nice

• Janice

Who dis???

Buggs' partner.

Ohhhhhh that one.

• J̶a̶n̶i̶c̶e̶ Ponytail Kid
- 6/10
- Don't know well.
- Seemed chill.

• Zina

Now who the f*ck is this?

Someone in Brighton.

._. okay?

• Z̶i̶n̶a̶ Someone In Brighton
- Idk who dis is?