Don't ask.
Most of this is her in college. Which means Felix is not in New Jersey anymore and moved to Brighton. For college.
Also one of the first videos I made. Pretty proud of it honestly.
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TW//Swearing, Mentions of Drugs, Body-Shaming, Pills, Knives, Blood,
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CINDY:
Where are your kids?
JANICE:
Oh, I don't have any kids.
CINDY:
Oh.
CINDY:
I just assumed you had a bunch of kids.
CINDY:
'Cause... Y'know...
CINDY:
Your body...?
MADISON:
C'mon Cindy...
JANICE:
Funny, I assumed you weren't still a massive cunt.
CINDY:
*GASP*
MADISON:
JESUS CHRIST, JAN!
BUGGS:
OOOOHHHHH!!!!
JANICE:
That's an okay thing to say in the UK!
CINDY:
Oh shove it up your a** with a spoonful of sugar you
CINDY:
SupercalifragilisticexpialiB*TCH!
CINDY:
*WAR CRY AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO POUNCE AT JANICE*
MADISON:
*Holds Her Back*
CINDY:
LET GO OF ME! I'M GONNA HULK A**!
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(THEY'RE IN KINDERGARTEN IN THIS ONE)
CINDY:
Are you breaking up with me?
BILLY:
*Worried Sweat*
CINDY:
*Takes out a pill bottle and starts gulping*
BILLY:
Oh bother...
NUGGET:
Uhm, are those candy pills?
NUGGET:
'Cause, if so, that is a lot of sugar.
CINDY:
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
CINDY:
*Throws bottle* DO YOU LIKE SEEING ME SUFFER?!
CINDY:
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'LL BLEED FOR YOU!
CINDY:
*Steals Buggs' knife and stabs herself*
BILLY:
UH- UHM- *Various other sounds of discomfort*
BUGGS:
Damn :0
NUGGET:
Oh dear *Smirk of amusement*
BILLY:
*Looking away* Cindy please! I wanted to do this in a public place so you wouldn't make a scene!
CINDY:
YOU THINK I WON'T MAKE A SCENE, YOU LIMEY BASTARD?!
CINDY:
THEN YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!
CINDY:
HEY EVERYONE! WHO WANTS TO SEE ME TAKE A DUMP ON THAT SLIDE?!
EVERYONE:
*Raises hand*
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CINDY:
*Holding phone* SUCKA DUCKA-DUCKA-D*CK, DUMBSHIIIIIIIT.
TED:
*With disheveled hair, and eyebags, sitting on a couch with a sleeping Ozzy next to him*
TED:
Hey, Cindy °v°"
CINDY:
Hey, loser ^v^
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CINDY:
Who knows? Why do people do anything?
CINDY:
Why do they make the cartoon tree grandma from Pochahontas my emergency contact?
OZZY:
Are you sure this isn't just a semi-lucid fever dream you got from mixing the wrong pills?
CINDY:
Oh, did you not hear? I'm clean and sober! 8 months!
OZZY:
Really?
TED:
That's incredible!
CINDY:
Yeah, I wanted a change in my life.
TED & OZZY:
*Proud fathers*
CINDY:
'Cause I heard if you stopped doing drugs for a while, the first time you do them again, it's amazing!
TED & OZZY:
*Proudness shattered*
OZZY:
What? No! D- Just stay sober!
CINDY:
UGH, whatever! Call me when you're ready to party!
CINDY:
WOAH----
*Car noises*
*Call hangs up*
TED:
Well that's troubling...
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CINDY:
Cindy Novak, you are calm. You are thin. Your skin is so soft it's like you murdered a baby and stole its skin. Your skin is murdered-baby soft.
CINDY:
*Deep breath* Okay!
CINDY:
Sober so good! *Phone rings*
CINDY:
Alice?
ALICE:
Heyyy Cindy!
ALICE:
Wanna party?
CINDY:
Oh thank God. YESSSSS!
CINDY:
*Throws phone, pulls out a vodka bottle and starts gulping*
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YOU ARE READING
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