🏵️ GREEN BRACELET INCORRECT QUOTES 🏵️

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"Green Bracelet" is one of the 4 main friend groups of the KG cast.

''GREEN BRACELET''
PENNY
KID
KARI
LILY
BILLY
NUGGET
MONTY
CARLA
OZZY (HONORARY)

It's called Green Bracelet 'cause everyone there wears a green friendship bracelet that Penny made.

BILLY: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

BILLY: *aggressively throws water bottles*

LILY: Uh... what's up with him?

CARLA: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

BILLY: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Ozzy, crying: It's working.

KID: Why could anyone want to harm Billy?

MONTY: Maybe because they met him?

MONTY: We need a plan to beat them.

BILLY: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

MONTY:

BILLY: Judge me all you want, I get results.

OZZY: Don't you have any dignity, Billy?

BILLY: Uh, no.

CARLA: I lost Nugget .

LILY: How did you LOSE Nugget ?!

CARLA: To be fair, Nugget is very small.

(Fun Fact: Nugget is the smallest at 4'11)

PENNY: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

KARI: All I drank was Redbull!

PENNY: How many?

KARI: Eighteen.

OZZY: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

NUGGET: *SCREAMING*

MONTY: *Trying to set a sleeping Billy on fire*

KID: *Choking on air*

PENNY: I don't know either.

KARI: Blue M&Ms are the best.

KID: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?

KARI: What about it? They are.

KID: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!

KID: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

KARI: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!

CARLA: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.

OZZY: I like the yellow ones.

KARI and KID: SHUT THE F*CK YOUR MOUTH!

(If there's one thing the Johnson twins have in common, it's that they despise Ozzy)

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