"Okay, let me just say this," Jisoo said, shifting in the uncomfortable black leather chair. "I'll just say that we don't really need this, we've been married for seven years."
"Eight." Chaeyoung corrects her from the other black leather chair next to her.
"Seven or Eight years," Jisoo nods, "and this is like a checkup for us, a little chance to poke around the engine. Maybe change the oil? Replace a seal or two." She proposed.
"Very well, let's pop the hood." The man says, "on a scale of one to ten how happy are you as a couple?"
"Eight" Chaeyoung answered rather confidently. No hesitation laced in her tone.
"Wait, ten being totally happy and one being completely miserable or-" Jisoo asks.
"-Just respond instinctively."
"Okay," with a click of her tongue, she spared a glance over at her wife. "Ready?"
"Ready." Chaeyoung nods.
"Eight." They answered at the same time.
They watched as the man writes down a few things on his clipboard, before he looking back up at them.
"How often do you have sex?"
"I don't understand the question." Chaeyoung says, her eyebrows scrunches up together.
"Yeah I'm lost, is this a one to ten thing?" Jisoo agreed.
"Is one very little or nothing? Because technically "nothing" would be zero." Chaeyoung adds
"And if we don't know what one is then what's ten?" Jisoo also adds nervously laughing.
"Yeah, is ten...you know.."
"Constant..Unrelenting.."
"Twenty four seven... without a break. For anything."
"Not even to eat?" Jisoo raises her eyebrow.
"It's not a one to ten scale. It's a straightly basic question, how often do you have sex?" The man asks impatiently.
The two stared at him in silence, unsure of how to answer such a question. The man stared back at them with a question brow in return.
"How about this week?" He asks.
"Including the weekend?" Jisoo raises her hand in question.
"Sure."
"13."
"Times?"
Jisoo slowly nods, while her wife avoided eye contact with the both of them. Chaeyoung looks down at her nails instead to avoid the stares.
"13 is my lucky number after all." Jisoo adds.
"Okay...Describe how you both first met."
"It was Australia." Chaeyoung answered.
"Sydney. Seven years ago." Jisoo nods.
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Mrs & Mrs. Park
FanfictionChaeyoung and Jisoo are a couple in a lovely marriage, living in an average neighborhood. However, both have a secret hidden from the other; they're spies working for the rival companies.
