Memes (Hermitcraft x Evo x YHS)

Taurtis and Grian

Grian: I have the urge to do something stupid.

Taurtis: I'm stupid, do me.

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Grian: 0////0

Taurtis: 0////0

Taurtis: I said that out loud...

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Grian: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Taurtis: What's that?
Grian: Remorse code.
Taurtis: I'm even angrier now.

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Grian: I turned out perfectly fine!
Taurtis: Grian, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Grian: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!

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Grian: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Taurtis: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Grian, desperately, as Taurtis bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Taurtis: Oh! B positive.
Grian: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Taurtis:

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Grian: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Taurtis: Killed without hesitation.
Grian: No.

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Grian: F*ck.
Taurtis: We've got to work on your cursing.
Grian: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Grian: You love me, right, Taurtis?
Taurtis: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Taurtis, going over Grian's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Grian: Yes
Taurtis: Okay... may I know what you create?
Taurtis: Problems.

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Taurtis: *Gets down on one knee*
Grian: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Taurtis: *Falls over*
Grian: The poison is kicking in.

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Taurtis: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Grian: Okay.
Taurtis: And make out during the scary parts.
Grian: Th-
Grian: The scary parts.
Grian: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Taurtis: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Grian: You mean literally or figuratively?
Taurtis: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Taurtis: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Grian: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
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Taurtis: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Grian: I think you mean cards.
Taurtis, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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