Bdubs: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Joe: The cow??
Bdubs: What? Zed: Joe, W H Y?
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Iskall: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww- Iskall: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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iJevin: Is this your plan B?
Xisuma: Technically, this is plan P.
iJevin: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Xisuma: Yes, but I marry Keralis in plan M.
Keralis: I like plan M.
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Scar: Do I at least have a chance to explain myself?
Xisuma: This is America, so nope!
Scar: This isn't America, this is OHIO!
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xB: Regular soda is too sweet!
False: Diet soda has a weird aftertaste!
xB: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!
False: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
xB: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
False: I'm going to physically attack you.
xB: Which is better, iJevin?
iJevin: Oh, I usually drink water!
False: Wha- NO!
xB: DISGUSTING!
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Cleo: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Keralis: Cleo, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging out with False?
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Bdubs: When I was your age-
Tango, mocking Impulse: When I was your height.
Bdubs:
Bdubs: Listen here you little shit-
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At the beginning of Double Life be like:
Grian: Hello I have come to trade you this wonderful thing would you like to have it?
Joel: No- I think I like Etho better.
Grian: I'm going to ask you again... Would. You. Like. Your. Own. Personal. Scar. For. FREE?!
Etho: I think we are good.
Scar: *Not understanding/paying attention*
Grian:
Grian: *Slowly losing it*
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Cub: Look! I found this stray dog. So I adopted it!
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Memes (Hermitcraft x Evo x YHS)
HumorHey! I made this to escape the other's stories lol This is just some random funny stuff I will be making. So enjoy lol (Didn't make the book cover!)