Tango: But what about Zed?
Impulse: Don't worry about them.
Impulse: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Tango: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Zed: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Impulse: And you just ran away?!
Tango: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
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Tango: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Impulse: Yes.
Tango: I love you.
Impulse: It back.
*Later*
Zed: Why is Tango crying face-down on the floor?
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*Zed is considering cancelling plans, and Tango and Impulse are advising them on what to do*
Tango: Just don't go.
Impulse: Say you're ill!
Tango: Pretend to break your leg.
Impulse: Really break your leg!
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Impulse: Zed just insisted Tango and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Impulse: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Tango: As your best friend—
Zed: Impulse is my best friend.
Tango, holding a knife: As your best friend—
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Zed: And now for a gay update with Impulse and Tango.
Impulse: Getting gayer.
Zed: Thank you, Impulse.
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Impulse: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Tango: Alright.
Zed: Hey, I-
Impulse: SHUT UP!
Zed: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Tango: It was bound to be stupid.
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Zed: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Impulse: Ooh, yes please!
Tango, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Zed: It's not a bug though...
Tango: ...
Impulse: ...
Tango: Well I still don't want to see.
Impulse, realizing: Please don't throw-
Zed: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*
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Impulse: Which way did Zed go?
Tango: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Impulse: You could really figure it out from that?
Tango: No, you idiot, Zed sent me a text. See?
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Tango: Why is Zed making me do the dishes again? You haven't washed them in a week, Impulse!
Impulse: It's because I'm Zed's favorite.
Tango: I hate you.
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Zed: Where are you going?
Tango: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Zed: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Impulse, knowing full well that Zed got Tango an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Impulse: I asked Zed out.
Tango: Oh, I'm sorry.
Impulse: Why?
Tango: Well, I assume they said no.
Impulse: No, they said yes.
Tango: Really? Then I'm sorry for them.
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Tango: Impulse, take out the trash.
Impulse: Sure, Zed, will you go out on a date with me?
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Impulse: Tango, I am questioning your sanity...
Zed: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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*Tango teaching Impulse to drive and taking Zed along for the ride*
Tango: That's a pothole. To the left!
Impulse: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Zed, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Impulse: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Tango, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Impulse: Country Roads.
Zed: To the place.
Impulse and Zed in unison: I Belong!
Tango, crying harder: What the?
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Tango, to Impulse: Why is Zed not talking?
Impulse: I'm playing the silent game with them.
Tango: Well, then you just lost.
Impulse: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.
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Tango: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Impulse, looking at Tango: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Tango and Impulse in unison: *sighs* Zed
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Impulse: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Impulse: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Tango: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Zed: So did their neck.
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Impulse: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Zed'*
Tango: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*
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Memes (Hermitcraft x Evo x YHS)
HumorHey! I made this to escape the other's stories lol This is just some random funny stuff I will be making. So enjoy lol (Didn't make the book cover!)
