Memes (Hermitcraft x Evo x YHS)

New friend triangle idea?

Store Worker: Would an Mx. Grian please come to the front desk?

Grian, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Doc and Bdubs

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you.

Doc and Bdubs, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Grian: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Grian: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life 

 Doc: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

 Grian: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Bdubs: edible

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Grian, trying to ask Doc out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Bdubs: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Grian: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Doc: How am I supposed to know?

Bdubs: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Doc: *sighs*Doc: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Grian: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Doc: Just rip the bandage off.

Grian: It's Bdubs.

Doc: Put the bandage back on.

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Doc: I can be your partner for the next race.

Grian: Sorry, Doc. It's a sibling race.

Bdubs: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.

Grian: It's only children, Bdubs. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

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Grian: I know we're not exactly friends, but-

Doc: What do you want?

Grian: I've been stuck with Bdubs for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.

Grian: Help.

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Grian: Hey, do you know the password to Bdubs's computer?

Doc: F#ck you, Grian.

Grian: Hey!!

Doc: No, you misunderstood, the password is "f#ckyouGrian".

Grian: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Bdubs: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Doc a little bit.

Grian, holding Bdubs's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Bdubs: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Grian: My mistake. 

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Grian, in Doc's window: I thought I'd find you here!

Bdubs, climbing past Grian: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR- 

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Doc: Why would anyone want to harm Grian?

Bdubs: Maybe because they met them?

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Grian: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Bdubs: Did Doc say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Grian: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Bdubs: HELP! I TOLD GRIAN I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Doc, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Grian: There's no way they like me back.

Bdubs: Doc would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Grian: Doc would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Grian: Doc isn't answering my messages.

Bdubs: Allow me.

Grian: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Doc: *replying to message* Hello.

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Bdubs: You can track Grian?

Doc: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Bdubs: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Grian: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Bdubs: Oh...

Doc, from across the room: *from across the room* I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Doc: Something tells me Grian's going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Grian, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Bdubs isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Doc: *looks at Bdubs*

Doc: Baby boy. Baby.

Doc: *looks at Grian*

Doc: Evil.

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Bdubs: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Grian: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.

Grian: Would you like me to tutor you?

Doc: That was smooth.

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Doc: How do you do that?

Bdubs: I'm fearless.

Grian: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Bdubs: I'm mostly fearless.

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Bdubs: Doc isn't talking to me.

Grian: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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