ME IN RL..

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I can't believe it's already 2023!
I have school like tomorrow and I HAVE A FINAL EXAM NEXT WEEK!OH GODDD!Wish me luck!

I rlly rlly want to pass this exam so badly since it's really important like fucking important.

My brain:Study!YOU CAN DO IT!
My heart:Just do whatever you want!DON'T LISTEN TO THE BRAIN!

Me when I'm thinking in the exam:Shit..what's the answer to this...
                                                       Should I rip the paper or not??

What My brain is filled with:Bts song lyrics,BTS funny scenes,Bts fan chant OH NOOO!!!

Me in Math class:
"If A wants to go to meet her boyfriend B what should she do?Should she get a Car or get a Taxi?"
"You"-Teacher

"Huh me??"-me

"Mhm.."-me

"UH KIM SEOKJIN?"

Me with my close classmate:
"I LOVE BLACKPINK JENNIE AND LISA AND OH YEONJUN ALSO"
"I want to marry Yeonjun"
"AH!"
"And why are you so short"?
-Close friend

"WHY ARE YOU SO TALL HUH??"
-Me

"Why are you the teacher's favourite huh?ALL THE TEACHERS THAT TEACHES US LIKES U!"
-her

"BECAUSE ..IDK!"
-me

"WHY DO YOU LIKE BTS??THEY ALL ARE UGLY ESPECIALLY JIN!"
-her

"NEVER TALK ABOUT MR.WORLWIDE HANDSOME LIKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"
-me

*SLAP*

In the principal's office..

"Okay..so why did you slap her *my real name*?"
-Principal

"Because she said something bad about my BIAS!"
-me

"And..?Who's this Bias of urs?"
-her

"WWH AND JUNGKOOK"
-Me

"Not again..."
*Face palms*
-Close friend

In the mall

"Okay..what do you want to buy?"
-Friend

"Them"
*me pointing the BTS Poster*

"UGHHHH"
-her

Me when I'm in my father's car

"Hey dad,Uh can you lend me your phone pls?"
"Thanks"

*Plays BTS songs*

"NOT AGAIN"
-My brother

"Me boda go go!Me boda go!Me boda go!EVERYBODY!YOLO YOLO YO YOLO YOLO YO TANJIJIEM TANJIJEM TANJIJEMM!"
-my father

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