Jedtavius Oneshots/Headcanons (requests open!)

The Wedding

Everyone awakened, as sunset was over. Once they woke up, they all found invitations either in their hands or near their sectioned area. They all opened the card. 

"JED X OCT WEDDING

⚠⚠WARNING⚠⚠: SHONEN, YAOI, BOY X BOY, MEANING HOMOSEXUAL! 2 GUYS KISSING!! DON'T LIKE IT DON'T ATTEND.

THERE WILL BE CAKE AND OTHER YUMMY TREATS

ATTEND IN YOUR NORMAL EVERY-NIGHT CLOTHING

The wedding is occurring at the miniature hall
starting at 12:00 AM
this Friday night

⚠⚠AGAIN, DON'T LIKE GAY PEOPLE, DON'T ATTEND!!⚠⚠"

"Signed, -Jedediah Strong Smith, -Gaius Julius Caesar Octavius. Invites made by Nicky Daley." Larry said aloud to Teddy, "Wow, he went all out with the new terms. Can't wait for everyone in the museum to ask me what 'shonen' and 'yaoi' mean." he chuckled. "But what do they mean?" Teddy asked. "It's some Japanese terms, nothing to worry about" Larry answered. "But just one more thing, isn't tonight Friday night?" Teddy asked. Larry's eyes widened. "Well, it's a good thing everyone is local, haha!" Larry joked, "But yes, it is Friday night. we better not go through the miniature hall until midnight. And I better get Dexter ready, I know the invite said to come as you are, but I want him to at least have something. Seeya, Teddy." He left to get Dexter ready.

~Meanwhile at the miniature hall~

"Aw, what in the Sam hill is goin' on with my outfit right now?" Jedediah spoke to himself, looking in a mirror. He had a cowboy suit similar to his normal one on, but all white. His buttoned under-shirt the same, and had a white bandana scarf on. "This don't look right. Wait..." He looked at his hands. he still had his brown gloves on, that's why it looked weird. He took his gloves off. "Well, that's better!" Jedediah said, looking in the mirror. 

"Hello, mihi primum-ad-esse virum." Octavius had entered Jed's dressing room (mihi primum-ad-esse virum is a rough translation to 'my soon-to-be husband). Jedediah heard his voice and quickly turned around while closing his eyes. "Stop RIGHT there! I'm not 'sposed to see you before the weddin'!" Jedediah said. "Jed, that's with male and female. We're both males." Octavius said with an almost deadpan expression. "Says the one who wears a skirt!" Jedediah teased. "For your information, they aren't skirts, they're pteruges, and they're used for better flow in battle," Octavius said. "Well, either way, I don't wanna spoil our weddin' by seein' you before you walk down the aisle!" Jedediah pointed his finger in an entirely different direction than where Octavius was. "I'm over here." Octavius giggled and rolled his eyes. Jedediah said nothing in response but fixed the direction he was pointing in. "Oh, alright. I'll see you in a little, then. Te Amo, Jedediah." Octavius said (te amo is Latin not just Spanish and Italian). "'Love you too, Toga boy." Jedediah said as Octavius left the room. 

A few hours later, it was time for the wedding. Everyone entered the miniature hall one by one to see a big white setup (so everyone can see Jed and Oct), a red walkway to the top of the setup, and some tables that had "cake and other yummy treats". Larry entered the room and saw everything. "Wow, how did they get this all set up?" Larry talked to himself out loud. Atilla the hun started saying something in Hunnish. "Atilla helped them. He's really happy that he could help." Ahkmenrah translated. "Oh, that's great!" Larry said. "We better get seated, the wedding's gonna start any minute now," Ahkmenrah said. "Wait, where's Nic-" "Here I am!" Nicky popped up out of nowhere. "Hey, Nicky! c'mon, let's get seated" Larry said. "Not so fast! we have to get our best men and brides made over at the setup!" Nicky said. "Wait, are you telling me I'm one of their best men?" Larry asked. "Yup! it's you, Ahkmenrah, Teddy, and Sacagawea. Go on up there!" Nicky explained. Larry went behind the setup and stood next to Teddy. A few minutes later, the wedding began. Jedediah got up on the setup stage and started a small speech.