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Jedediah's Dog

It was an average night in the museum of natural history. One of the artifacts was showing his boyfriend different dog breeds on the main help desk computer, through a slidshow.

"So, what's that one?" Octavius asked, pointing at the screen. "That's a pit bull." Jedediah answered, then clicking a button to go to the next slide. "And that one?" Octavius asked. "That there's a pug." Jedediah answered.

"And that one?"

"Dalmatian."

"What about this one?"

"Beagle."

"Wow, that's a lot of different breeds for one species. The only kind of canine variants we've ever really had in my time were the Swift Laconian and Heavier Molossian. Sometimes wolves, too." Octavius commented. "The swift what? heavier molasses?" Jedediah asked, Octavius's vocabulary being too much for his braincells. "They're similar to what nowadays would be called a... boxer, I think?" Octavius said. Jedediah nodded understanding. The two continued to look at pictures, when a picture of a chihuahua popped up.

"What's that one? It looks adorable." Octavius asked. "Them things are chihuahuas. You seem to like dogs. I got one back in the wild west." Jedediah answered. "Really?" Octavius said, "Can I see?" "Yeah, of course! Lemme try to get someone's attention real quick, so we can get down to our car." Jedediah said, looking around for anybody.

"Yo, Atilla!" Jed called out, seeing Atilla and Ahkemrah talking. "Give us a lift down to our car, will ya?!" Atilla and Ahkemrah walked up to the two. Atilla nodded his head and put them down to their car. Jedediah opened the door for Octavius, then got in himself and drove to the wild west. They then climbed up with Jedediah's lasso to the wild west and walked into his home.

"Hey, Betty! I'm home!" Jedediah hollered. Small barks were made, and a tiny chihuahua with a purplish pinky outfit ran up. It was about to run into Jed's arms, but then saw Octavius, and started barking aggressively.

"Uh, Jedediah, your chiwha-whatever doesn't seem to like me very much..." Octavius muttered. "Aw, don't worry, sugar, Betty here just isn't used to seein' anyone in yer' fancy attire." Jedediah confirmed, "Up you go, Betty!" He picked Betty up, and started petting her.

"Hey, now, it's okay, girl.." Jedediah whispered to Betty. He looked up at Octavius, "You wanna pet her?" He asked. "...Are you sure she won't bit me?" Octavius hesitated. "Yeah! C'mon, Ockie, it'll be okay!" Jedediah reassured him.

Octavius slowly put his hand out, and pet Betty. She growled at first, but calmed down.

"See? I told ya she won't bite." Jedediah said. "I guess you were right" Octavius chuckled.

(I have no idea how to end this 😭😭😭😭)