If he's anything like me - BakuDeku

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"You're a bullshit liar," Katsuki huffed, ignoring the warning glance All Might shot him for his vile language. "There's no way that actually happened."

"I'm not lying," Izuku chuckled. "It happened right in front of me!"

Katsuki scoffed. "All Might, tell this moron to stop lying."

All Might frowned. "I'm not sure what you two are talking about, but I suggest you quiet down. It's late and we're in a very dangerous area."

"Dude, I'm being so serious," Izuku continued, ignoring the pro hero. "I was sitting there, eyes wide, hands tied behind my back, and Mr. Aizawa barged into the villains' base in a Batman costume and beat the shit out of all twelve of the lackeys."

"Why the hell would Eraserhead wear a Batman costume?"

"I don't know! But I'm not lying, I swear!"

"I don't own a batman costume," Aizawa grumbled.

Izuku pouted. "This is exactly why my reality is better, guys. You all are so boring. And mean."

"I'm not mean!" All Might exclaimed.

"No, I guess you're not," Izuku said. "Just really annoying."

"I'm not–"

"Shh, shut up, gramps. It's late and we're in a very dangerous area," Izuku mocked. All Might just huffed and shut his mouth. The four of them (Izuku, Katsuki, All Might, and Eraserhead) were taking a casual stroll down the abandoned streets a ways out of the city. It was a villain hotspot, All Might claimed, and there was an underground, hole-in-the-wall bar that many villains frequented. When asked how and why he knew that, All Might waved the question away and told them to stay focused.

"Y'know," Izuku said, tucking his hands into his pockets as he bumped shoulders with Katsuki. The blonde just scowled at him; it was much past his bedtime. "I've always wanted to be a vigilante. I've read a lot of comic books, so I think I'd make a pretty good one. I know my stuff."

"I don't recommend being a vigilante," All Might butted in. "Not only do they act against the law, but I've never met a vigilante who didn't have a sour attitude."

Ersaerhead, who was following closely from the shadows, scoffed under his breath. Izuku defended him before he could even open his mouth. "You better watch it, peepaw. Eraserhead is the second best hero, pro or vigilante, to roam the Earth. So what if he's killed a few fuckers? It's for the greater good! And his attitude isn't sour. You're just a pussy."

All Might sighed, bowing his head as a grimace washed over his sharp facial features. "I don't think I'll ever get used to you cursing at me, young Midoriya. Hopefully we can find the villain responsible and send you back where you belong."

Izuku scoffed. "Asshole. Don't worry, I don't want to be around you, either." He nudged Katsuki again, a sly smile on his face in response to Katsuki death-stare. "Aw, don't look so pissy, man. What? Need your diaper changed?"

Katsuki grumbled and side-stepped away from Izuku. "You're fucking annoying," he muttered. "Leave me alone."

"Don't be like that, Katsuki!" Izuku cried. "I'm just bored, 's all!"

"Go be bored somewhere else. I'm fucking tired."

"It's not even midnight!"

"Okay?! You tired me the fuck out!"

"Boys, quiet," Eraserhead snapped. "I hear commotion."

"You better not just be trying to shut us up," Izuku grumbled.

Aizawa furrowed his eyebrows. "Why would I do that?"

Izuku pouted again, crossing his arms over his chest. "See? Absolutely boring."