Chapter 1: Hydro Gang (but mostly Fatui)

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A/N: I've been fixating on Genshin for a year now, so why not make a chatfic for it?

This may or may not be updated regularly aha

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Tartaglia has added Yelan, Xingqiu and +4 others

Tartaglia has named the group chat "wawa fuckers"

Tartaglia: Morning comrades!

Barbara: Hii!!

Yelan: Who is this?

Xingqiu: Hello my liege

Ayato: /e wave

Kokomi: Ayato this isn't Roblox

Ayato: Oh shit you right

Mona: I was studying.

Tartaglia: To start, I go by Childe or Tartaglia
Tartaglia: I am the 11th of the Fatui Harbingers :DD

Yelan: omg this fucker

Barbara: FATUI???? 😨😨

Ayato: Bro you fell off why giving your identity out like that

Tartaglia: Hey hey! Rest assured, I won't harm you guys 💪
Tartaglia: We all buddies here so it would be rude of him to keep my info a secret

Kokomi: ok but
Kokomi: Aren't you the dude who tried to destroy Liyue before?
Kokomi: The news spread like wildfire

Yelan: OH SO ITS YOU

Xingqiu: what???

Tartaglia: .
Tartaglia: okayy, but it was just an accident haha
Tartaglia: ANYWAYS introduce yourselves !!

Mona: Astrologist Mona Megistus, never forget that

Xingqiu: I'm Xingqiu, I'm fond of books

Yelan: Our names are literally right here ?

Kokomi: Sangonomiya Kokomi, I lead the Watatsumi Island

Ayato: Kamisato Ayato, head of the Kamisato Clan
Ayato: also i like roblox don't ask

Barbara: I'm Barbara Pegg, an idol from Church of Favonius

Tartaglia: Nice to meet you all 💪💪

Yelan: Are we just gonna forget who he is?

Mona: Eh he seems cool

Yelan: oh.

Tartaglia: Anyone wanna spar with me later?

Ayato: Sparring?

Kokomi: Sorry I'm still busy

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