A/N: Yes from the name this is gonna be VERY short because one, I ran and out of ideas and two, I feel bad for not updating for so long
(same goes for my other books giggles)
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Shar(t)chons
11:00 pm
Focalors: GRAHHH IM SO BORED
Focalors: WHERE THE HELL IS THE TRAVELER
Morax: Be patient, Focalors.
Morax: They are currently heading there from Sumeru.
Focalors: grr grr
Focalors: I want them... NOW... 👹
Beelzebul: I thought this was supposed to be a serious chat for archon duties?
Barbatos: coming from you who hides from everyone LOL
Morax: Apologies, Barbatos just had his 9th drink.
Beelzebul: And I take FULL offense.
Beelzebul: Barbatos I'm coming for your ass.
Kusanali: Now now, let's all calm down
Kusanali: Please make sure to say sorry to Beelzebul once you're sober!
Barbatos: what?
Barbatos: I can't hear you bitchless mfs over here 🐙🐙
Morax: I am gay.
Focalors: EW
Focalors: How many homosexuals have I came across today 💀
Focalors: First that goofy Chief Justice, now the strongest archon!
Barbatos: HES GAY???????????
Kusanali: well
Kusanali: Congrats both of you!!
Morax: Thank you.
Focalors: ugh gay ppl
Focalors: Anyways logging off rn, I need to finish my dailies
Focalors: AND meet the traveler 👹
Barbatos: fxuk me too
Beelzebul: Barbatos.
Barbatos: ??
Beelzebul: I am 3km away from you.
Beelzebul: Start running.
Barbatos: aw hell nah-
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RandomWoa?? New book?? And it's about my current hyperfixation???? More likely than you think haha Warning for a lot of curse words and my unfunny sense of humor 💪
