Morax's backyard
5:09 pm
Keqing: ew work
Ganyu: Is something the matter?
Keqing: I HAVE WORK RAWRRR
Ningguang: Miss Keqing, I can send someone else to do the task if you want
Keqing: NO RRRRR
Keqing: I can do it myself
Ningguang: Tell me if you need a break
Keqing has gone offline
Pantalone: Guys help
Pantalone: How does one get rid of their coworker?
Baizhu: YOU.
Ningguang: Archons who let a harbinger in here???
Zhongli: He was one of us.
Zhongli: Plus he hasn't done anything right now so.
Ningguang: fair
Baizhu: You still haven't paid for the medicine.
Pantalone: STFU CHILDE STOLE ALL OF MY MORA
Pantalone: help me kill him bro
Baizhu: Don't "bro" me we're not brothers
Baizhu: anymore.
Pantalone: ouch
Pantalone: I'll pay 5 million back then
Baizhu: ew
Baizhu: Get the fuck over here I found the best poison
Pantalone: THANK YOU
Pantalone and Baizhu has gone offline
Xiao: what
Zhongli: Good afternoon Xiao.
Xiao: hi
Hu Tao: LIMITED CHRISTMAS COFFIN (FOR ONLY 5 MORA) BUY 1 GET 1 FREE SALE LASTS FOR 7 DAYS
Ganyu: Miss Hu Tao??
Beidou: bruh never knew this gc would have ads
Hu Tao: DONT MISS OUT THE SPECIAL DEAL WHERE YOU CAN GET A RED LAPIS ACTION FIGURE
Keqing is now online!
Keqing: HOLY SHIT????
Keqing: HOW MUCH DO I PAY
Hu Tao: 5 MORA
Keqing: SICK
Keqing: ANOTHER TO MY COLLECTION
Hu Tao: PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION BELOW
Ganyu: Lady Keqing don't
Keqing has gone offline
Ganyu: oh my
Xiao: smh.
Zhongli: While we're at it, anyone wants some tea?
Childe has joined the chat
Beidou: WGAT
Yaoyao: Good afternoon!!!
Childe: HELLO LIYUE CHAT
Childe: I NEED BACKUP
Childe: THE CRAZY MORA MAN IS CHASING ME RN
Ningguang: Didn't we ban you??
Zhongli: Childe.
Childe: LOOK I CAN EXPLAIN
Childe: BUT PLS HELP ME QUICK
Zhongli: Where are you?
Childe: UHHH SOMEWHERE AT THE BOATS
Zhongli: Ok.
Zhongli and Childe have gone offline
Beidou: he didn't even ask which boat
Xiao: Zhongli knows everything about this place, captain.
Beidou: Oh true lol
Hu Tao is now online
Hu Tao: GAY I SAY
Hu Tao: GAYYY
Qiqi: ....
Hu Tao: Hi :)) qiqi :))))
Qiqi: please don't
Hu Tao: Qiqi my best friend :))))
Qiqi has gone offline
Hu Tao: Aw I was about to gift her some cocomilk :(
Beidou: L
Yelan is now online
Yelan: Hello Liyue chat
Yelan: Why do I see a harbinger proposing to the dude from Wangsheng Funeral Parlor?
Xiao: MORAX???
Xiao has deleted 1 message
Xiao: ZHONGLI???
Xiao: That rat harbinger, I'll kill him.
Xiao has gone offline
Ganyu: Did anyone catch what Xiao deleted??
Beidou: nope
Ningguang: ???
Yelan: Huh
Ganyu: o ok
Hu Tao: Hehehe
Hu Tao: I smell a new client~
Hu Tao has gone offline
Ganyu: 😨
Ganyu: What does that mean??
Xiangling is now online!
Xiangling: IT MEANS SHES GONNA HAVE A NEW COFFIN :DD
Xiangling: bshshsjsjjzjzjajz
Xiangling: SORRY THAT WAS GUOBA
Xiangling has gone offline
Yelan: Why is Liyue chat so weird
Yelan: Anyways @/Xingqiu did you get the pics of those homos yet
Xingqiu is now online!
Xingqiu: Of course! Should I send in DMs??
Yelan: Yes please
Yelan: I need those blackmail materials to hunt that harbinger down
Xingqiu: Precisely
Beidou: wait who now
Beidou: OH
Ningguang: Bei aren't you supposed to watch over the sea?
Beidou: uhm
Beidou: let me finish my drink first
Ningguang: Goddamnit.
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