A/N: I've been fixating on Genshin for a year now, so why not make a chatfic for it?
This may or may not be updated regularly aha
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Tartaglia has added Yelan, Xingqiu and +4 others
Tartaglia has named the group chat "wawa fuckers"
Tartaglia: Morning comrades!
Barbara: Hii!!
Yelan: Who is this?
Xingqiu: Hello my liege
Ayato: /e wave
Kokomi: Ayato this isn't Roblox
Ayato: Oh shit you right
Mona: I was studying.
Tartaglia: To start, I go by Childe or Tartaglia
Tartaglia: I am the 11th of the Fatui Harbingers :DDYelan: omg this fucker
Barbara: FATUI???? 😨😨
Ayato: Bro you fell off why giving your identity out like that
Tartaglia: Hey hey! Rest assured, I won't harm you guys 💪
Tartaglia: We all buddies here so it would be rude of him to keep my info a secretKokomi: ok but
Kokomi: Aren't you the dude who tried to destroy Liyue before?
Kokomi: The news spread like wildfireYelan: OH SO ITS YOU
Xingqiu: what???
Tartaglia: .
Tartaglia: okayy, but it was just an accident haha
Tartaglia: ANYWAYS introduce yourselves !!Mona: Astrologist Mona Megistus, never forget that
Xingqiu: I'm Xingqiu, I'm fond of books
Yelan: Our names are literally right here ?
Kokomi: Sangonomiya Kokomi, I lead the Watatsumi Island
Ayato: Kamisato Ayato, head of the Kamisato Clan
Ayato: also i like roblox don't askBarbara: I'm Barbara Pegg, an idol from Church of Favonius
Tartaglia: Nice to meet you all 💪💪
Yelan: Are we just gonna forget who he is?
Mona: Eh he seems cool
Yelan: oh.
Tartaglia: Anyone wanna spar with me later?
Ayato: Sparring?
Kokomi: Sorry I'm still busy
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RandomWoa?? New book?? And it's about my current hyperfixation???? More likely than you think haha Warning for a lot of curse words and my unfunny sense of humor 💪