A/N: Hellu, Lumi's here with a surprisingly new update!
I got back into Genshin cuz Fontaine update so I might write more often for this book (or not) 🔥
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Court of Rizzlers
4:56 pm
Focalors: My source is that I made it the fuck up ‼️‼️
Neuvillette: Lady Furina, that is not valid evidence.
Focalors: You ain't my dad 💥
Aether has joined the chat
Aether: wtf
Lyney: HI TRAVELER
Aether: yo this Fontaine?
Lyney: YES
Focalors: YOOOOOOOOOOO TRAVELER
Focalors: MY OOMFIE
Aether: Hi?
Focalors: PLS YOU GOTTA BACK ME UP
Focalors: I NEED THIS MF IN JAIL NOW !!!!!
Childe: 😭😭
Childe: ALL BECAUSE I ATE THE LAST PIZZA SLICE????
Focalors: UNACCEPTABLE .
Aether: how tf did you get in here Childe
Childe: I GOT DRAGGED 💔
Lyney: Yeah so Traveler you wanna go out for a drink?
Aether: ok
Childe: WHAT
Focalors: WHAT
Childe: NOOOO AETHER HELP A HOMIE OUT
Focalors: STFU HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU
Focalors: NEUVI GIVE HIM THE DEATH PENALTY 🗣️🗣️
Neuvillette: I'm afraid I can't do that, madam.
Focalors: OH CMON IM THE ARCHON HERE
Childe: LMFAOOOOOO
Clorinde is now online
Clorinde: my notifs blew up
Neuvillette: Good afternoon, lady Clorinde.
Clorinde: y'all having a twitter argument or somethin
Neuvillette: What is Twitter? And yes, because sir Tartaglia consumed lady Furina's last pizza slice.
Focalors: (replying to Childe)
I HOPE YOU KAY WHY ESS
Childe: NOT WITH THIS RATIO
Clorinde: damn
Neuvillette: I apologize for the unnecessary ruckus these two are causing.
Clorinde: nah it's fine uhm
Navia is now online
Clorinde: woa
Navia: Hi chat!
Neuvillette: Good afternoon.
Clorinde: hello
Lynette: Hey
Lynette: Lyney took his 5th monster energy drink again
Lyney: LYNETTE WTF
Lynette: I thought you were going out with Traveler?
Lyney: ???? I STILL HAVE MY PHONE
Navia: Lyney that's unhealthy :((
Lyney: sigh
Lyney: Guys please I need energy to practice more magic
Neuvillette: Mr Lyney.
Neuvillette: Please refrain from drinking too many caffeinated products.
Lyney: damn it
Clorinde: wait where are they
Navia: Who? :0
Clorinde: fatui guy and the archon
Focalors: IM ALIVE HI
Focalors: I GOT DISTRACTED BY TWITTER SMH
Childe: I went shopping
Lyney: 💀💀
Clorinde: does that mean y'all good now
Focalors: NAH
Childe: NAH
Lynette: Notice how they type at the same time
Focalors: GET YO ASS IN DMS GINGER
Childe: BET
Navia: ...so
Neuvillette: I'm going back to bed.
Navia: Monsieur it's only 5pm
Neuvillette: My otter plushie is waiting.
Neuvillette is now offline
Navia: HUH
Clorinde: navia bae can you come over
Clorinde: i made macarons like you taught me
Navia: OFC <3333
Navia is now offline
Lyney: Everyone's leaving now??
Lyney: I just got back
Lynette: I'm still here
Lyney: HI LYNETTE
Lyney: oh yeah Aether we're gonna perform like tomorrow
Aether: I'm broke
Lyney: Don't worry oomf I will buy the tickets ❤️
Aether: ❤️
Aether is now offline
Lynette: Brother I did not know you were gay
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RandomWoa?? New book?? And it's about my current hyperfixation???? More likely than you think haha Warning for a lot of curse words and my unfunny sense of humor 💪
