Online Alpha Diaries

Yaz's Retarded Convos

Hi! Yazerrs here. So these are my conversations with different users in wattpad. Some will be named, some no. Sorry xD

I am weird yeah, so PM me and we'll have these kinds of talk too. xD LOL

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Chatmate: @illusionary-dreams

Me: ATTENTION!! MAYDAY!! MAYDAY!!

Her: You got my attention

Me: Lol do you have soap?

Her: Soap??? Yes why

Me: Its my dog's bath day. And he doesn't have soap

Her: Wtf lol

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Chatmate: @itslxndon

Me: 26 more to go bros (His followers)

Him: Yes ma'am

Me: Aren't you gonna thank me? Lol

Him: For what haha

Me: Oh dear *shakes head* *sighs* You are not attentive to your followers tsk

Him: What? Haha thank you?

Me: O.o Why are you thanking me?

Him: You just said to

Me: -_- you're weird.

Him: You just said to thank you!

Me: (Trying hard not to laugh) ...

Him: Okay whatever (lol he got pissed)

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Chatemate: @itslxndon

Me: WOW! You replied in 49 seconds. That's a record!

Him: Shut up haha

Me: Sure :) Wait! That one is 4 seconds!! AMAZING!

Him: Haha anyways, I noticed people unfollowing haha

Me: Oh.. You mean me? Hahaha Kinda hurt cause you just noticed it now :3

Him: what do you mean

Me: Wait, you're not talking about me?

Me: ................awkward

Him: Wait you unfollowed us?

Me: HAHAHA lol I'll follow now. Yeah yeah yeah. So why do you think people are unfollowing? Maybe its just wattpad error. Sometimes that happens . (my best excuse xD)

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Chatmate: @illusionary-dreams

Her: IM BACK BITCH, did you miss me?

Me: No -_- No I did not.

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Chatmate: @itslxndon

Me: BECAUSE ITS UNUSUAL and unusual things are precious xD Why? Is it against the law?

Him: I was just asking chill

Me: No no no.. Not chill. You see, I'm hot. So... Chill isn't for me.

Him: Hahah okay okay I get it

Me: Hahahaha! Da Fuq did I just say? Lol

Him: I have no idea

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Chatmate: @-KirigayaKazuto-

Him: GUYS ILL BE BACK GONNA HAVE A SHOWER !!!!!!! unless you want to join me ;) ;) wink wink-er REBECCA DISEASE !!!! (he meant ecchiness)

Me: Sure I'll join you! *rips clothes* LETS GOOOOO !!!

Him: *nosebleed* no no no no sit there woman !

Me: OK! >.< then sit on my lap!!

Him: as much as i like to-erhem erhem i mean nooooo!!!!

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Chatmate: N.A

Him: Hey did you see my pic? I'm cute right?

Me: mmmm yah sure.

Him: You think I'm not cute.

Me: Yes (lol)

Him: WTF! YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS THAT!

Me: Damn, calm down...

Him: okay, but really am I not cute?

Me: yahn-chan is cuter than you.

Him: Who's that? is that a username? (lol will he check him out?)

Me: It's my teddy bear dummy -_-

Him: AKCWBFDYGSFEWUIJCASWA (his mad alien language xD)

Me: HAHAHAHA! C'mon dude, you're 18! Alright alright, I surrender.

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still not cute

Him: Fvck you.

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THAT'S ALL ! Vote if you laughed. I'm sure you did, don't be a killjoy xD Byeeee