Online Alpha Diaries

Convos & That Moment

Yazerrs here! We Alpha family talk about a lot! Yesss, a lot! If you can't stop us from commenting, then that's perfectly normal. xD During our conversations, we say many things that people likely misunderstand.

So when we say ______, we actually meant______.

When Alphas say "squish",

that meant trouble for everybody of the family. Especially @-KirigayaKazuto- who nosebleeds a lot. That meant squeezing any body part an Alpha can grab. LOL here's a conversation:

Illu: lol watermelons than @SimplyJess1ca must have grapes hahahahahaha :P

Yaz: *squish Jess' boobs* mmmm Oranges?

Illu: Yay! SQUISHING TIME! *squish Yaz & Jess*

Jess: >:0 you are rude!! You are no longer my favorite now @Kerrixx12 is my favorite!! Mom, s-stop squishing! HEELP!

Yaz: Not favorite?! Imma edit now as big as BASKETBALL boobs

Illu: HEY!!! chopping board chest here @SimplyJess1ca can't be bigger than me. If she has basketballs I want them big rubber balls girls sit on in yoga and stuff.

Jess: OMG xD hahahaha You are gonna look weird with that type of chest.

Yaz: hahaha the yoga balls? that'll like ENGULF your entire body!

When an Alpha says "grape",

Sometimes it meant the boobs with a size of grapes. Most of the time, take out the 'g' and you'll finally come to light lol. It's too bad to say that we rape each other, but I think that's the only explanation. That's how we show our care, especially illusionary-dreams, she's SO EXPRESSIVE OF HER LOVE :3

Jess: Sometimes a little too much *shudders*

Here's a convo:

Jess: /_\ I feel embarrassed to have you as a mother lol

Illu: well you have this mother and you love her *tackles and smothers with hugs and kisses*

Jess: You're smothering me!! *tries to get out of hold*

llu: where you trying to go *uses melons to hold you down* hehehe.

Jess: Eww get your fake boobs off me!! ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ﾉ

Illu: please these are realer than you, here feel.*makes you squish me* see just like marshmallows

Jess: Mmmm... girl these are hard as rocks, That's what you get for getting a boob job lol xD

Wait, lol there isn't any grape there xD Oh well *shrugs*

When Alphas say "nosebleed"

It's usually Kyle who says it but it means something ecchi (involving Rebecca or any Alpha member, excludes Jess and Sayian-Princess) Has done something perverted and umm... I honestly can't explain this one.

Here's a convo:

Jess: I am a Hybrid Vampire Shredder Queen, I don't age like you grandma!!! *Round house kicks your face* Ha I wonder what @x_caster ever saw in you!! You got liopo suction cuz you weighed 325 pounds!!!

Illu: Omg it's like you wanna die. -_- and your daddy is a big chest and ass person (#/_\#) first thing he did when we met was *squish ass and chest* (#/_\#) he's was so naughty, welllll still is if you know what I mean

Kyle: OH HI GU-*sees three talking about boobs squishing and feeling* *nosebleeds* .... imma just gonna go away *sees two start fighting about boobs* *nosebleeds more* You guys are gonna be the death of me -_-

Kyle: *sees two now fighting over nothing* ( 효 ㅡ 효 ) *nose still bleeding* time to stop this *shadows swirl everywhere* STOP !!!!! YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH ALL THE ECCHI IM WITNESSING. IF NOT I SHALL ADVANCE YOUR DEATH SCHEDULES !!!!!!!!

When an Alpha says "dream of me as nightmares",

He is quoting -KirigayaKazuto- because he always say that as a goodnight to people. This is a sign that we really are different and we're tired of OVERRATED sorts.

Jess: I always respond to Kyle by saying " You always haunt my dreams with your zombie kitty army lol xD"

Here's a convo:

Yaz: Imma hit the sack now, guys. Night!

Alex: Night little sis! Dream of us as nightmares ^.^

Kerri: Dream of creepy nightmares under your bed

Kyle: NIIIGHT CRAY CRAY! DREAM OF ME AS NIGHTMARES BWAHAHAHA

Yaz: -_- you all need to learn how to say goodnight properly

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Life is made up of exciting, funny, boring, sad, happy, etc. moments. I'd like to share some frequent scenes in my life that may have also happened to you. VOTEand COMMENTyour reactions ;)

THAT MOMENT WHEN...

1. You can't stop smiling when you finally received a text from your crush.

2. You always reread his/her texts even though you've memorized it already. (I was just bored *blushes*)

3. You're taking your sweater off and your T-shirt comes off too. (Lol I exposed my belly xD)

4. You wore your grandmother's bra because you don't have yours. (Wait, you've never done this?)

Jess: You wear Sayian-Princess bra!! 0_o *cough* freak *cough*

5. You're so excited to swim, you didn't realize there was a glass door!

6. You said "Amen" before facing your teacher who thought you're asleep. (That's a good excuse tho)

7. You throw your phone on the bed, but it bounces twice, crash landing on the ground.

8. Your friends laugh at you when you stumble.

9. Your friends are more worried about the phone you dropped when you stumbled.

10. Your classmate reminds the teacher of the homework, and the rest glares at him. (Just... Just shut up, dude -_-)

11. You just realized you have homework. (WTF?)

12. Your crush passed by you, and your friend squealed louder than you. (-_-' idk you)

13. You're enjoying listening to a lie because you already know the truth. (Ahhh. :)

14. Your parents say, "We have to talk." that you feel a mini heart attack.

15. You pull your blankets up and punch your face.

16. The whole class sings you happy birthday, and you don't know what to do. (Haha awkward)

17. Your mom walks into your room while you're on computer, so you quickly switch to Google, staring at it. (XD)

Jess: What are you doing that you don't want you mom (illusionary-dreams) to see hmm...?

18. You tell them the truth, but they would not believe you cause you're laughing. Then you laugh at them more.

19. A sentimental song played next, and you're staring at the window, feeling like you're on a music video. (Yup, that's me)

20. You raise your hand, and someone yells the answer. (:3 nvm)