Online Alpha Diaries

Randomness

Heyyy Its Me Kerri!!!!!!!!!
YAY I'm he...OMG its a squirrel *runs after squirrel*
Here squirrel
*doesn't look where I'm going runs into a tree*
I didn't run into a tree it looked lonely so I'm hugging it
*hugs the tree*

Anyway back to why I'm here hehe heres a bit of randomness from me!

Sooo I went onto this app that's called tinder yeah I'm fab anyway I went on it ad its like this find a boy like him if you match talk really a dating site and I had a look at it.

Its so weird all the boys want is s*x talk and I'm like no no go away you pedo Hahaha

Then there's boy that are so sweet and gentlemanly but they live to far away and its so sad because you cant be with them :'(
Anyway less of tinder more randomness did you know there is such thing as dholphen rape that sh*t is nasty Hahaha

Ohhhhh I'm really hyper right now and I have no one to talk to
*starts to sing*

"Lonely, I am so lonely all on my own owhhhhnn"

Enough of that who here likes the snicker bars they are sooooooooooo nice its unbelievable ahhhhhh

Ohhhh do you know what I was just thinking? No well duh its my thoughts you idiots -_- anyway I was thinking.......

What if you were in a different persons body like your friend but you still had all of your own thoughts that would be mad and creepy and cool all in one I am always thinking that hahahaha

Okay now for a very serious moment..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I really don't like the colour pink its way to girly like do get me wrong its an okay colour but why is it that girls are always the ones to wear pink it takes a real man to wear pink and why always dress your babies in pink yeah its cute but there's a whole rainbow of colours try them you weirdos -_-

Do you ever just lie on the floor in the middle of your livingroom for no reason at all just because it's there I do the whole time Hahaha

Omg have you ever played the pen*s game its so funny of you haven't I'll tell you how if your with a group of friends in a crowded area you get one person to start by saying pen*s really quietly and then you go around in a circle saying it every time but loaded until someone screams it out that person is the winner Hahaha play it!!!

Well I was told by yazerrs to update this but she never told me what to say so this is what you all get haha I hope you enjoyed my randomness it was short but sure who cares haha

Yeah you know the drill please comment and vote ad I'll love you long time Hahaha

Bye hunzos until next time :*