Online Alpha Diaries

True Stories & Random Stuff

Hello Lovelies!!! It's Jess! :D

Okay so all the stories that I am about to tell you actually happened:

Story #1:

Okay let me start off with a childhood story. Now my real siblings just LOVE retelling this one.

So when I was little me and my family went to the store, you would think that they would pay attention to the youngest child right? Wrong. My family was leaving the store and as they were driving back home they realized they left me at the store!!

Lol yup they are bad parents xD well they turned the car around and found me looking at the candy section of the store. I don't remember that ever happening but everyone else did.

I could have been kidnapped!!!! But luckily I wasn't lol xD

Story #2

Okay so this one is something that all of us remember perfectly!

My oldest sister used to trick me, my other sister, and my brother all the time! One of the things she did is make us do her chores and she would give us this minty candy paste. So we did and later on we found out she gave us... TOOTHPASTE!!!! Yeah she could've killed us!!! She is evil! Lol

I probably would have done the same if I was the oldest xD

Story #3

The next one involves both my oldest sister and second oldest sister, I love hearing this one because it makes me laugh xD

So this all happened before I was born. So my oldest sister somehow tricked my second oldest sister into drinking dish soap hahaha xD so both my sister's were at the store with my mom. My oldest sister grabbed two bottles of dish soap and handed one to my second oldest sister. My oldest sister told my second oldest sister who can drink the bottle of dish soap the fastest.

What my oldest sister did is secretly opened the dish soap and gave it to my second oldest sister. But my oldest sister had hers closed. When they both said GO! my second oldest sister drank it and spit it out. Yeah my oldest sister got in trouble for doing that but it was funny.

Story #4

So I wasn't there when it happened but it is about my two sisters. They were in elementary and were with our childhood friend/ neighbor.

They all were on the playground hitting the tetherball when my oldest sister had an idea! She told my second oldest sister and our childhood friend to get on the tetherball and swing on it. Our childhood friend agreed but my second oldest was scared to do it.

So my oldest sister did it anyways and so did our childhood friend. Then my second oldest sister wasn't afraid anymore since she saw how fun it looked. She went on swinging and having fun but then the rope to the tetherball broke! Lol xD stuff like that always happens to her xD
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Okay I'm done with stories for now so I'm just gonna do messages of me and my friends!

Okay so the beginning of this message is weird so I'll just get to the funny part.

Friends: He has a sword madam

Me: Well sir he is a fat ninja

Friend: I give no fucks

Me: Well I was just saying since you called my kitty fat.

Friend: If only there was a fuck you button

Me: I wish there was a button to punch you through the screen.

Friend: That will never happen

Me: Neither will the Fuck you button.

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Okay same friend different conversation. By the way my friend is a guy lol xD

Friend: *sings* I JUST HAD SEX!!!! AND IT FELT SO GOOD!!

Me: ^m^

Friend: I'm not serious

Me: I could tell

Me: I'm AWESOME!!!!

Friend: No you aren't

Me: Yes I am!

Friend: No you aren't

Me: You're just jealous!

Friend: No I'm not

Me: I'm still AWESOME!!

Friend: No you aren't

Me: Yes I am!

Friend: No you aren't

Me: Prove it

Friend: I'm AWESOME

Me: You wish xD

Friend: Shut the fuck up with your ugly ass teeth

Me: You're just mad cause I'm Awesomer than you

Friend: With that smile ha!

Me: Fuck you!!!

Friend: Anytime you want

Me: You know what I meant

Friend: No I don't

Me: Of course you wouldn't

Me: I'm still awesome!

Friend: Bitch please

Me: I ain't your bitch, I'm your pimp you dumb hoe xD

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Story #5

I'm going back to stories since I just remembered some more.

So this is how it all began. I was sitting on th couch in the living room and my second oldest sister bought an inflatable mattress. So I'm just gonna write it in a dialogue.

Sister: Jessica come blow this!

*eveyone in the living room laughs*

Me: You do it since you have more experience!

*Everyone laughs even more!*

Oldest sister: Ahaha xD Burn!

Well I forgot the rest lol xD

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Story #6

Okay so when me and my sibling were little we had a lot of pets! The list was endless. Well one of our pets were CHICKENS!!! Yes a chicken, almost every Mexican I know has at one point had a chicken as a pet.

My oldest sister had a chicken while me and my other sister had roosters. So this story is about my second oldest sisters pet rooster who was EVIL!!!

So everyday my oldest sister would come home on the bus and the evil rooster would always wait for her at the bus stop and chase her home! Lol xD She would run home screaming all the time because that rooster wanted to attack her.

We all made fun of the evil rooster by making clucking sounds and he would chase us but it was fun. The Evil rooster hated my older sister and we all were scared of that evil rooster. My parents never did anything to the evil rooster until it attacked me one day.

I was on the swing set and just sat there as my sibling played and my dad cut the grass. I saw that evil rooster walking pass me so I stopped the swing and stood still. I didn't move a muscle then that stupid evil rooster just attacked me! My dad scared the rooster away and grabbed his gun and shot the evil rooster.

My oldest sister was like now you guys kill that rooster! After all the times he has attacked me! Lol xD I am daddy's little girl so yeah

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So that is all the stories and random stuff I have for today so bye lovelies!! :D
-Jess