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The Hero, The Nep, The Pudding

Third person view

Location: Soejammy's House

As Soejammy was currently doing his usual business, a knock on the door could be heard as he got up and answered the door.

Soejammy: I swear if it is another one of those people that are trying to convince me of doing something, such as leaving a paper in trying religion, I will-

Opening the door, Soejammy found no one there as he looked down to see a box and some paper.

Soejammy: Let's see... "You still have dares and truths to do, you are obligated to finishing your duty." Who the hell sent this???

The letter extended magically as Soejammy widened his eyes at this and looked at the paper.

Soejammy: "And failure to continue what you started will result in your book being blown up"?! My Truth or Dare book!? Why!? Everyone loves that shit!!

The paper magically extends more to reveal more of a message.

Soejammy: "It's not like you continue it much regardless. Not my problem." OH SCREW YOU, MYSTERY PERSON!!! I'll continue the damn book! I am a loyal writer of fun games and events!! What do you want me to do!?

The paper extended again as Soejammy's eyes widened in shock of what Soejammy read.

Soejammy: Oh, you EVIL sons of a bitches... Ugh...! FINE!!! You're all evil for making the CPUs go through this. Of course not Rom and Ram. At least there's SOME hope for humanity...

Opening a portal to the Hyper dimension, Soejammy stepped through and headed to Planeptune in hopes the CPUs were there.

Dimension: Hyper

Location: Planeptune Basilicom

In the Planeptune Basilicom, the CPUs were playing games with each other and their sisters, when a portal opens up and the CPUs began to complain.

Neptune: Hey! I was busy trying to kick their butts!

Noire: Says you! I was busy trying to keep luring you in for free hits!

Neptune: What!?

Vert: At least someone puts more of a fight than you two.

Blanc: You talking to me Thunder Tits!?

Soejammy just blinked as he looked at Nepgear.

Soejammy: Should I even ask...?

Nepgear: They been playing "Super Smash Sister Ultimate" for two days straight...

Uni: They're trying to figure out who is the best fighter in the game...

Ram: They won't give up!!

Rom: It's beginning to become scary...

Soejammy sweats at the mention of all of this as Soejammy sets the crate he was carrying down and went to the TV to turn it off. This sets off the CPUs as they got enraged by Soejammy turning their TV off. The four stand up and begin to argue as Soejammy looked at Nepgear and Uni to cover Rom and Ram's ears. The two nod their heads and do such that. Soejammy takes a deep breath as he began to yell with a big head and spit flying from his lips.

Soejammy: WILL YOU FOUR SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!?!?! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE IMMATURE BRATS WEARING DIAPERS!!! GET THE FUCK TOGETHER AND SETTLE YOUR ASSES DOWN!!!