Ask Neptune, friends and the Author! Dares, pranks and questions.

Weapons of choice and the great pudding massacre.

In Planeptune, the group was playing games as usual while Soejammy popped his head around the corner. As of the new question and ask series, everyone is in chibi form.

Soejammy: Yo. Mail came in.

Neptune: Is it my ultra rare limited edition game set?!

Soejammy: No.

Neptune: Darn.

Soejammy: But I did bring a first batch of new questions.

Noire puts the controller she has down and looks at Jammy.

Noire: Really?? I thought it would take longer than that.

Soejammy: So did I. But might as well hit them off while there's short loads each time. Or else we be playing catch up sometimes.

Noire: True.

Soejammy: So first question is-

Soejammy looks at the first question and pales.

Soejammy: Neptune...

Neptune: Hmm?

Soejammy takes a deep breath before he asks her.

Soejammy: Karma847 says: "Can I dare Neptune to give away 20 cups of pud-

A sword then lodges itself next to Jammy's head on the wall. Jammy begins to shake in fear as he looks at Neptune.

Neptune: Why would I want to give 20 of my delicious pudding away?! I know we began to give each new follower as of late a pudding cup each as thanks for following us, but 20 all at once?! No no, not happening.

Soejammy: What if it was for charity to little children that are orphans and need homes? A pudding cup would actually liven up their day... Plus, don't you like making people happy?

Neptune raised a finger and was about to say something, but moral conflictions began to eat away at her subconscious. Once she couldn't fight against that, she flopped to the ground with a blank look on her face.

Neptune: Curse you and your morals...

Soejammy: That's the spirit. It was that, or steal your pudding to fulfill the dare.

Neptune: WHAT?!

Noticing his error, Soejammy began to sweat and see a bright light emanating from Neptune's location.

Soejammy: I have made error in my judgement...

Purple Heart (Neptune): Yes you have. You get 10 seconds to get a head start in running.

Soejammy yelled hearing that and began to run away as he dropped another note as Purple Heart gave chase. Blanc goes to pick up the note to read it.

Blanc: Seems there was another question. From StrikeRider: "Hey CPUs, if there's a certain weapon from another franchise one of you guys would like to use, what would it be?"

The others began to think as crashing and destruction was ensuing.

Noire: I think Weiss Schnee's weapon: Myrtenaster. Being able to launch elemental attacks would be cool. Almost like a revolver. Maybe that's what I can give Uni for Christmas.

Blanc: Hmm... Thor's hammer Mjölnir would be pretty cool. One-handed hammer to swing and call as I will. Would be a cool weapon to have.

Vert: Maybe Aquaman's Trident perhaps. It's almost like a spear if you think about it. Plus, I could be Queen of the sea.

An explosion sounds off as Soejammy flies into scene as he begins to crawl. Purple Heart lands on him and kicks Soejammy to a wall.

Noire: Hey! Neptune! What weapon would you want from any franchise of your choosing?

Purple Heart looks at Noire before transforming back into being Neptune.

Neptune: Hmm... If I had to say... Ea that Gilgamesh guy wields.

Noire: Why that sword of all things?! That literally destroys anything!!

Neptune: Would one-shot an enemy boss I bet.

Noire sweats at hearing that answer coming from Neptune.

Noire: Only you would use a sword of mass destruction to make fights easier for you...

Blanc looks over at Soejammy to ask him the same question.

Blanc: Hey Soe. What weapon would you like if you could get it?

Soejammy looks at Blanc slightly and could barely move.

Soejammy: M-Maybe a lightsaber... Light, easy to use and can open anything if you strike hard enough...

Vert: Hmm... Not the most efficient way to use a weapon... But that's his answer.

Soejammy looks at the camera one last time and prays to himself.

Soejammy: (Please let there be easier questions to NOT get me killed...?)

End.