Ask Neptune, friends and the Author! Dares, pranks and questions.

Neptune's pudding torture.

Soejammy: Hey everyone. So I have to read this while away from Neptune because... She isn't going to like this. So with me to read what dare came up first, is Lastation's CPU, Noire.

Noire: Thank you Soejammy. So this one is probably a prank, considering what we have to do. @Retinazer257 wants me to eat one of Neptune's puddings in front of her.

Soejammy: Now you people see why I couldn't have Neptune here to listen to that? If she heard that, I would have a hard time getting her strapped down into a chair.

Soejammy and Noire peek their heads around the corner while Neptune waits patiently tied to a chair, not knowing what's happening. The two then go away from the door.

Soejammy: So you see, I told Neptune that it would be a draw on your face thing to trick her into cooperating. She has no idea this pudding deal is going on. But to spice it up even more, if anyone remembers reading the description for my story; Hyperdimension Neptuneia: The Guardian, I made a deal with Neptune for a year supply of pudding to get her to cooperate.

Noire: So instead of eating one of Neptune's regular pudding, we are using one of the puddings given to her by Soejammy from their deal.

Soejammy: Might as well use those considering I had to pay a lot of my money for those puddings... Well, time to get this show on a roll.

Soejammy enters the living room and sits in front of Neptune.

Soejammy: Hey there Neptune.

Neptune: So when is the loner going to be here? I want to get back to my games and relax... Though you could have made these ropes and chains tied around me more softly...

Soejammy: Well... here's the thing Neptune... I had to trick you.

Neptune looks at Soejammy with a questionable look.

Neptune: What??

Soejammy: Alright Noire!! Bring in, the item.

Noire walks in and sits down in a chair next to Soejammy with her hands holding a spoon, plate and one of Neptune's one year supply of pudding.

Noire: Hey there Neptune.

Neptune: Hey Noire. How are you?

Noire: I'm good, I'm so glad to be here for this one.

Neptune: What do you me-

Neptune's eyes go wide after Noire reveals the pudding cup with marker on it saying "Neptune's one year supply!" on it. She gasps in horror of it being in someone else's hands except for her.

Neptune: What's going on here?! Why does she have my pudding, as well with a plate and spoon?!

Soejammy: Noire is going to eat one of your puddings in front of you Neptune.

Neptune: What?!?! That wasn't what I was prepared for!!

Noire: Why else did Soejammy tie you down Neptune...? If you ran, then this wouldn't happen...

Neptune gives Soejammy a look signifying she is mad.

Soejammy: Hey, don't look at me, you said you wanted to have a Question Corner for us. I just didn't think the first thing to come in would be a dare or a prank to do this to you. So this one's on you Neptune.

Noire opens the pudding pack and puts it on the plate.

Neptune: No! Stop, stop, stop!!

Soejammy records Neptune's reactions as Noire begins to eat the pudding. While Noire eats the pudding, Neptune jumps around in her chair trying to break free. After the whole fiasco is over, Noire sets the dish down as Neptune is crying.

Neptune: This wasn't how I picture the first thing to come in be!!

Soejammy unties Neptune and pats her on the shoulder.

Soejammy: Sorry Neptune...

Neptune brings out a share crystal.

Soejammy: Uh... Neptune...?

Noire takes Soejammy's hand and begins to pull him with her as she runs.

Soejammy: What's going on?!

Noire: We've pissed her off! Run!!

Soejammy: She can get pissed off?!

A wall comes down as it reveals Purple Heart behind the wall with an angry look on her face.

Purple Heart (Neptune): Now I'm mad.

Soejammy: *Looks at Purple Heart with a look* Well... I figured this world happen...

Noire: What do you- Huh?!

In the next instant, a cardboard cutout of Soejammy stands there looking like it's waving with Noire now. A note is taped to the cutout of Soejammy as Noire grabs it.

Noire: "If you are reading this, then I have used my personal teleport device and switched places with this cardboard cutout of myself. Nothing personal, just don't want to die. Your friend and the author, Soejammy. P.S: Good luck Noire." He knew this would happen?!

Purple Heart (Neptune): So Noire, ready for a beat down?

And so, while Soejammy stayed at somewhere safe until the heat died down, Noire had learned to never mess with Neptune's puddings ever again as she spared with her.

Soejammy: Well... this happened... Thank you all for tuning in on the request, though in the future, it would be helpful to give in more detail on what topic we are doing something on. Like if it's a question, put question before giving what you want to know or have us do. With that, this ends the first segment for this. Until next time, I am Soejammy. Peace!