Aboard the pain train.

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Soejammy pops into Hyperdimension as he finds Neptune playing video games.

Soejammy: Hey Neptune.

Neptune hears Soejammy as she pauses her game and stands up to face him with a smile.

Neptune: Hey there, what brings you here?

Soejammy: Nothing much. Just have a- Neptune... What are you doing?

Soejammy could see Neptune doing something stupid with her pudding.

Neptune: Nothing much, just playing with my pudding is all~

Soejammy: But pudding is meant to be eaten...

Neptune: Doesn't matter. Either way, it'll get to my belly one way or another.

Soejammy was about to question about this until a portal opens up behind him to show another Neptune and a new arrival which was Plutia.

Neptune: So I said to Soejammy, why not start this ask section we're in now?

Plutia: That sound very interesting Neppy~

Soejammy: W-What the?!

Neptune: Oh hey Jammy. I was just-

Neptune notices that there was a fake in the room with them as the two pointed at each other.

Neptune: What?! How did another fake get made?!

Fake Neptune: Me?! A fake?! You must be dreaming! I'm the real Neptune!

Neptune: Who say's you are?! I was with Plutie this whole time!!

Soejammy: What the hell is going on?!?!

Neptune pulls Soejammy to the side.

Neptune: Well... you see there was this one time that we had an accidental cloning mishap and well...

Soejammy and Neptune look over to see the Fake Neptune messing around with Plutia. It ended up with Plutia getting pie in the face.

Soejammy and Neptune: Oh dear god no...

Fake Neptune: Nep it easy!!

Plutia wipes the pie off her face as she had a look of disappointment.

Plutia: That wasn't nice~...

Soejammy and Neptune look at each other.

Soejammy: Behind the couch?

Neptune: Hit the deck!!

Soejammy and Neptune take cover behind the couch and cower in fear.

Fake Neptune: Ha! I win! I'm the more bolder Neptune!!

A light could be seen as Plutia went into her HDD form, now being called Iris Heart.

Iris Heart (Plutia): Well~ Someone's been naughty~

Behind the couch Neptune and Soejammy could be seen cowering in fear.

Neptune: So what did bring you here?

Soejammy: Well I was going to clone you for a question or something, but here's the note.

Soejammy passes the message to Neptune.

Neptune: This says... From Majinbuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, "Invite Iris Heart to your house and kill-" Wait, what?! Kill a fake me?!

Soejammy: Yeah... I know... Big shock here...

Soejammy and Neptune peaked over the couch and began to see Iris Heart smash the Fake Neptune around the living room as Iris Heart flung the fake towards the wall. At this point the Fake Neptune had a look of fear on her face as she pouted in fear.

Iris Heart (Plutia): Aww, don't make that pouty face... It only makes me want to torment you more...~

This sent shivers down Soejammy, Neptune and Fake Neptune's spines at how Iris Heart said this. For a good three hours, the Fake Neptune was brutally beaten down and was bruised greatly.

Iris Heart (Plutia): Ah~ That felt good~.

Soejammy and Neptune were holding each other in fear until Plutia reverted back to normal as they sighed in relief.

Plutia: That was fun Neppy. I kinda want to do that again somewhat though...

Neptune was about to say something until Plutia yawned and decided to take a nap on the couch. Soejammy and Neptune looked at Plutia as they looked at both her and the Fake Neptune resting in peace.

Soejammy: Well... That happened...

Neptune: You said it...

Soejammy: Well... We have tons of cleaning to do... So hope you enjoyed this one... Cause I almost died a few times...

Neptune: Have a nice day everyone.

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