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Hardest enemy

Neptune waits at the balcony of the Basilicom at Lastation as she searches up to the sky. Noire comes to join her as there was a party going on at the moment.

Noire: Hey Neptune, what are you doing out here?

Neptune: Waiting for someone to show up.

Noire: Huh? Who are we missing? I thought we got everyone here so far.

Neptune: Except for one person. He should be arriving soon.

Noire: He who?

To answer Noire's question, a sound could be heard as a voice sounded like a person was coming closer.

Neptune: Ah! There he is! INCOMING!!

Neptune ducks as Noire looks up and catches sight of who Neptune saw. Coming from the sky, was Soejammy who was flailing his arms and yelling.

Soejammy: NEPTUNE!! I'm going to strangle you for changing my landing coordinates!!!

Noire screams as she gets crushed on Soejammy's landing force. Everyone heard a commotion coming from the balcony as Blanc, Vert and the CPU Candidates check to see what is going on. From what they could see, Noire had been used as a landing pad again and Soejammy had swirls for eyes, indicating his head was spinning at the moment.

Soejammy: Ugggggggh... Why me...?

Blanc: You okay there Jammy?

Soejammy: Oh? Hey Blanc... I seem to be, I landed on something soft though...

When Soejammy tries to get up, his hand accidentally lands on Noire's boob and the Tsundere herself makes a squeak sound of surprisement. Soejammy looks down and sees Noire, who was blushing very mad at the moment, and then looks to where his hand is at the moment.

Soejammy: Oh, son of a bit- *slap*

Before Soejammy could finish his sentence, Noire slaps Soejammy so hard, she sends Jammy to the wall with an imprint of a hand to leave a mark. Neptune was laughing the whole time as it was funny for her. Blanc and Vert head over to check up on Soejammy and begin to help pull him off the wall.

Noire: Why does everyone keep landing on me and causing more of a scene to happen?!

Neptune: Because of consistency to give us all something to laugh, even the audience.

Soejammy: Three plus chicken equals... Pie...

Soejammy says this as he then falls on his face after getting unstuck from the wall with Blanc and Vert's help. After recovering, Soejammy had an ice pack on his head as Blanc sat next to him.

Soejammy: Blanc, remind me to never let Neptune program my landing coordinates again. I feel it was payback for the eggplant incident I did for the story.

Blanc: Noted.

Neptune: Aww, come on. It was a little bit funny. Plus how did Noire's boobs feel to you if I may ask?

Soejammy felt like he wanted to answer, but chose not to, due to the Tsundere in question was within earshot of the conversation.

Soejammy: Fearing for my life and wanting to avoid another slap... I'm ignoring that one, but I will follow your question with another for the group.

Neptune: Okay, lay it out for us.

Soejammy: Okay... CPUHate asks the goddesses: What is the largest and hardest army and enemy you have encountered?

Neptune: Largest huh? One does come to mind actually.

Nepgear: Considering from the many adventures we've had, nothing comes to mind about a big enemy then the time where we faced against the Dark CPUs.

Noire: Yeah, I remember that. They were created from Kurome during our adventure when she captured us and incorporated each of mine, Neptune's, Blanc's and Vert's energies into those things. Kurome even turned herself into one as well and was called Dark Orange.

Uni: Yeah, she tricked you four when she disguised herself to look like the Uzume we knew at the time.

Ram: If it wasn't for Uzume's Sharing Field ability, there wouldn't be a chance to fight those things.

Rom: They sure looked scary...

Vert: But if there was one thing, they did capture each of our physical aspects, even Blanc's for the fact. *snerk*

When Blanc heard what Vert said, it caused a tick mark to appear on her head.

Soejammy: (Thoughts) Vert... Why must you do this...?

In the next instant, Blanc picks Soejammy up with both hands. Soejammy begins to flail being hoisted up into the air and yells.

Soejammy: B-Blanc?! Why are you picking me up?!

Blanc: Sorry, but I need a weapon at the moment. Do me a favor? Be completely straight for a moment?

Soejammy: *Stops flailing around and complies with her* Like this?

Blanc nods her head and whistles towards Rom and Ram as they got their staffs out.

Soejammy: Blanc... What are you planning on doing??

Blanc: Like I said, I need a weapon at the moment.

Soejammy looks at Blanc weird and then looks towards Rom and Ram who were charging up a spell. This made Soejammy worry as he looked straight ahead and began sweating.

Soejammy: Nononononono! No! Please don-! Agh!!

As Soejammy was speaking, he was frozen solid, hard as ice itself, and had a look of worry plastered on his face while he was frozen. Some sounds of him could still be heard slightly as he was now cold from being frozen by magic. Blanc then looks over towards Vert, who then gets a worried look herself.

Vert: Blanc... Why are you looking at me like that?

Blanc: Get over here Thunder Tits!!

Vert: Oh dear... Got to go!

Blanc then began to chase Vert around using Soejammy as a makeshift hammer and slammed his frozen form into objects. Making them crack and break in the process. Soejammy began to have swirls in his eyes again as Blanc used him as if he was her regular hammer for him. Neptune was laughing so hard at Soejammy's bad time he was having as some joined in the process. Except for Noire, Uni was trying to keep Noire calmed down as she was trying to stop Blanc from continuing to chase Vert, destroy her Basilicom and use Soejammy as a weapon. Noire turns towards the audience real quick to make an announcement.

Noire: Thanks for tuning in on the question, come again soon when the next one is up to listen for more answers. Now, if you excuse me.

A vase breaks as Noire gains a tick mark on her head.

Noire: Stop destroying my Basilicom you two!!