Ask Neptune, friends and the Author! Dares, pranks and questions.

Fixing the 4th wall and a team up.

It was a simple morning as everyone was eating breakfast. Some eating cereal while Neptune was eating a pudding cup. Soejammy was currently eating a breakfast burrito, when a rock hits him in the back of the head. The force of the hit knocks him over and surprises the others based on what happened.

Neptune: Um... is he okay?

Noire: He got hit by a rock Neptune... What do you think?

Neptune: I know he's hurt, but where did that rock come from?

Vert got up and walked around the table to see Soejammy on the floor with swirls in his eyes and the rock that hit him. The rock seemed to have a note attached to it by rope.

Vert: A note seems to be attached to the rock ladies.

Blanc was curious and went to pick the rock up and pull the note free. Once she opened it up, she read what was on it.

Blanc: Seems to be more questions for us.

Noire took a bite of her cereal and looked at Blanc.

Noire: This early in the morning...? Why does it have to be now...?

Blanc: Would you have been the one hit in the head by the rock?

Noire looked at Blanc and sighed.

Noire: Just read the stupid paper already...

Blanc nods and looked at the note.

Blanc: The note reads: From alexisagamer2 asks "How do you fix the 4th wall?"

Neptune perked her ears up at hearing this and raised her hand.

Neptune: Oh! Oh! I can answer that! Truth is, there is no REAL way of fixing the dang thing. So what Jammy does is just have replacement walls ready so that nothing can get through fast enough. Let's just be glad a certain someone isn't here...

In another location besides this one...

A man in a red tight spandex suit sleeps on the couch and sneezes as he jumps onto his feet.

Deadpool: Okay, who in this world proclaims my shiny red ass?! I know someone did!

Back to Soejammy's house...

Neptune: I feel I made a mistake...

Noire: What are you talking about??

Neptune: Nothing.

Just as Soejammy was getting back up, another rock crashes through the window and hits him in the head again. On the rock, is another piece of paper.

Soejammy: Blarg...

He hits the floor with two bumps made visible on his head now.

Vert: That's unfortunate...

Blanc: And yet the phrase "Lightning doesn't strike the same place twice," is not put into effect...

Vert picks the rock up and takes the note from it.

Vert: This one reads: From Shogunlordpoke, "Would you guys team up with Kamen rider Ex-aid? A video game doctor who fights monsters made from video game virus!"?

The team looked at Vert and then to the camera.

Noire: Considering Jammy is out cold due to the rock hits, I'll answer this. Since Jammy has hardly ever heard of Kamen Rider, it's hard to tell. The only known series he has ever seen, if not only bits and pieces, was Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight. So any other shows that revolve around that franchise is unknown except for little portions from the series Dragon Knight. In a shorter statement, it would probably be a no considering how little of the series Jammy knows about any of them.

Blanc: Aren't they just another type of Power Rangers in a sense?

Vert: Kinda similar if you ask me...

Neptune: Eh... Who knows... I just want to eat my pudding now~

Neptune was about to take a bite out of her pudding, when the wall gets blasted off by an explosion of some kind.

Noire: What now?!

Stepping on the glass, a rocket launcher hits the ground with a black boot making itself shown. Neptune gasps at knowing who it is.

Neptune: No! Not you! Why are you here?!

The camera shakes in swinging around to reveal who it is. Holding the camera in both hands, it was Deadpool.

Deadpool: I'm here because SOMEONE here woke me up from my nap. You have any idea what I was dreaming of?! I WAS DREAMING OF HOT NAKED WOMEN!! And chimichangas! You know how much I wanted to have that kind of dream!? They were LITERALLY feeding me my chimichangas!! Yet here I am, looking for whoever woke me up!!

The camera swings back to the group with Deadpool still talking.

Deadpool: Now... Who did it? Who talked about me??

Neptune gulped and downed her pudding quickly.

Neptune: You know what they say, running helps keep one from dying!

Neptune begins to run away as Deadpool saw this.

Deadpool: Hey!! Get back here!! You're lilac hair is mine girly!!

Deadpool tossed the camera up as it lands sideways with Jammy's face being half-dead from what was happening. Explosions could be heard around the house with yells of Neptune running for her life. Just when Soejammy was about to scream, he quickly sits up in his bed in a cold sweat. He looks around and sighs at what he experienced.

Soejammy: Oh god... Thank god that was a dream...

Deadpool: Who said that was a dream dumbass?

Looking to his left, Jammy could see Deadpool lying on his bed while wearing his spandex suit still. Deadpool gave a slight wave of his hand before putting it down.

Deadpool: You may scream now.

Soejammy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Deadpool looks at the camera with what he wanted to say.

Deadpool: Vote and comment for more of me lovely people.

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