Trumpets and fanfare sound off as Neptune, Noire, Soejammy, Blanc and Vert march into the scene in army uniforms. Soejammy steps forward to look at the camera.
Soejammy: You're eyes do not deceive you maggot!! You are looking at the installment of the continuation of the questioning corner of this book!!
A bomb goes off as an object is hurled into the sky and heads towards Soejammy. He catches it in his right hand as he shows the audience.
Soejammy: After a long and soul searching expedition-
Neptune: Mainly playing video games and writing.
Soejammy: -I have found my will to continue this!! This place marks of where all NEW questions will be filtered and placed to be though on how to write them up!! Rules are simple!! If you don't like it, the door is right behind you and the lovely Blanc will show you out, WITH A HAMMER IN YOUR ASS!!
The camera goes to a door with Blanc holding her hammer in ready to send anyone flying.
Soejammy: Keep everything simple and no over the top subjects. I will write anything funny and topic related to this section, but anything that seems TOO over the top, I will not write it! This does not mean to discourage those to try still, but I will reply if I am writing it up. But do please give others a chance to give their own thoughts and let them have a chance to input their piece of what they want as well. It is not about a SINGLE person, it is about EVERYONE for this section. All I ask is some patience and time when asked as I am also a busy man myself.
Soejammy stands tall as he extends his arm out with Neptune, Noire, Blanc and Vert in following his movements as a small army of Neptune's march below them.
Soejammy: I may not be available to update stories as I am working hard, but I do give this as an alternative! After all, Soejammy science is best science in the world!! It is most greatest in all the lands!! HA HA HA HA HA!! Paten pending of the Stroheim foundation.
Neptune: We hope to see continuation of those comments!
Noire: Just don't make me steal another pudding...
Blanc, Soejammy and Vert: See you there!!
A picture of Soejammy's face giving a thumbs up pops into place. Disclaimer pops up saying "Any references made belongs to all respective franchises and to support their official release."
Total budget for special effects: $10,000.
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FanfictionSoejammy: *Phone rings and doesn't know the caller* Huh... I wonder who this is...? *Answers the call* Hello? Neptune (Over phone): Hey there pal. *eats one of the year supply of pudding that was given to her* Soejammy: Neptune?? How are- Wait just...