Monkey Nuts

Tactics

My life as a rizzter is but a hard one. The art of rizz is not for the faint of heart. It can be used in both good and evil ways. Think of it as yin and yang, the rizz could be evil or the rizz could be good. Enough said about the rizz lore, this is now about my rizz life. I wake up every day, instantly checking my discord servers to see if my kittens have awoken yet. "Dang it!" I scream as I see none of my kittens seem to be online. I sigh and slowly get out of my bed, with a bad mood. The rizzless mood. Just as I thought this was going to be a bad day, my kitten messages me. I start farting and shitting my pants out of joy! Tears roll down with a massive smile on my face. I fall down to my knees with the phone in my hands. I instantly video call her to show her the true power of the rizzter. She joins... A loud and meow comes from my phone. I instanly nut in my pants to this majestic sound of one of my many e-kittens. "Good kitten" I say as i lay there with joy. "Whatever daddy wants, daddy gets" I say as I leave the call. Now my day can start right. I run to my closet to wear my full set of neon nike clothes! Even the nike hat! I check myself out in the mirror. " What's cookin good lookin" I say while winking at myself. I don't brush my teeth because only alpha male's don't brush their teeth. I run out the bathroom after taking the most atrocious, disgusting, explosive, repulsive diarrhea known to man without flushing so that the next victim can witness my ultimate rizz power. I run down the stairs while screaming "TOP G!". My mom hands me my food for school and i'm off. At school every kitten looks my way. As I walk down the hallway, my TOP G odor attracts every female in a
1km radius. This is called my rizzfume, which consists of me not showering, and my trusty deodorant spray. I'm too fresh. I walk in class and i'm ready for the day. Patrina sits next to me in class. I start sweating profusely as a defence mechanism to keep away any males from my kittens. I take her hand and kiss it, with a web of my spit following back with my mouth. She gags and almost throws up, but i know that's just normal kitten behavior. As the class ends i walk out and go home. The TOP G does as he pleases. As i get home I go straight to my PC to get on discord for my kittens. I hop on, and it's time. Time for my kittens to meow for me.