My Angel of Death (five x reader)

We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals Pt.6

Nahalie's pov:

Five was searching through stuff in the kitchen as Klaus was at the head of the table with his feet on the surface relaxing while I tapped my fingers on the table. Klaus and I had engaged in a few basic conversations primarily about his family's drama and mine a bit as well. When Alison walked in. "Where's Vanya?" She asked us. She put her coat to the side and headed towards the table.

"oh, she's gone. " Klaus said casually in response.

"That's unfortunate." Five said I turn my head towards him as he walked towards the table.

" yeah. " Alison said.

" an entire square block. 42 bedrooms, 19 bathroom, but no, not a single drop of coffee. " five said. Wow! He counted.

"Really?" How is there absolutely no coffee. I mean sure Americans make coffee wrong but.... None.

"Dad hated caffeine" Alison stated as if it was obvious . Well maybe for some people who actually knew him it was. Wait! All caffeine.

"Well, he hated children too, and yet he had plenty of us." Klaus said with a laugh before his face turned to a sort of stone cold expression . Also might I point out he is holding a guitar and hugging it like a teddy bear. Alison's gaze goes from Klaus to five.

"I am taking the car" he mumbled as he behind to leave the room.

"Where are you going to go?" Klaus asks sitting properly and moving the guitar to the floor. I

"To get a decent cup of coffee" five replied bitterly facing Klaus as he said.

"Well you won't find that in America" I said pointing up very matter of fact-ly. Everyone tilted their heads at me slightly. "θεέ, καλά (god, well) you put a lot more coffee in your cups and it is bitter and you make your coffee wrong you should try the coffee in Greece" five shrugged raising an eyebrow in what I assume is agreement.

Alison shakes her head before saying "do you even know how to drive?" She asked. Her tone could not sound like more of a question . But she has a good point. Though just cos he looks like a kid now doesn't mean he didn't grow up in the future.

"I know how to do everything" five said confidently . Too confidently. He just sounds cocky that is how confident it was. He then teleports away.

"I feel like we should try and stop him," Klaus says getting up from his seat. " but then again, I also just kinda want to see what happens. " just. I can't that was quite funny. We then head the engine start.

"If he can teleport why didn't he just teleport where he needed to go instead of the hastle of driving?" i thought out loud. But from what I said clearly got the others thinking.

"Alright, I guess I'll see you guys in, what, ten years?" Diego asked sarcastically as he entered the kitchen. " when pogo dies. "

"Not if you die first." Go Alison .

" yeah, love you too, sis. " diego replies. I get up as he is my lift whether he is aware of that or not. "Good luck on your next film, hope it turns out better than your marriage, huh?" Good comeback Diego. Alison walks one way clearly offended and Diego walks the other me close behind him.

"Are-- are we leaving?" klaus asked.

" No, we're leaving " diego said pointing between me and him. Yes! He did know.

"Oh, fabulous! I'll get my things" Klaus said excitedly with a clap. I face palmed.

"ω Κύριε βοήθησέ μας (Oh Lord help us)" I said. Me and Diego headed out towards his car. He was driving obviously and I was in the passenger seat when Klaus came running around the corner and opened the back door in the car.

" Hey! Diego. " he yelled making Diego jump slightly. "You know, every time I close my eyes, I see a diarrhetic hippo about to shit on my face." Klaus said holding diego's shoulders . I couldn't fully see diego's face but I could hear the eye roll and frustration. " it's terrifying! "

"Terrific" Diego said sarcastically as he turned on the engine

"You suck right now. Change that." I said turning to face klaus quickly before putting on my seat belt in which from the corner of my eye I could see Klaus faking to be dramatic . And then we begin to head off.

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The scene with five in griddy's doughnut happens the same as it happens in the series.
Also I am not going to write the car ride because that is practically the same. And I am tired.