This is funny scenerious
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Osana: *Staring at Russia intensely*
Russia: *sweatdrops* why are you looking at me like that?"
Osana: *smiles* nothing just continue what your doing. *Goes back at staring at him*
Russia: Help.
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Osana: You're beautiful and ephemeral like a lotus flower, would you like to go on a double suicide with me~
France: Non ♥
Osana: ಥ‿ಥ
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Japan: Dazai-san you said you had a past job, what is it?
Osana: I was a mafia.
Japan: No wonder why your scary....
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Osana: I made tea.
America: I don't want tea.
Osana: I didn't made you tea. This is for me.
America: Then why did you tell me?
Osana: It's a conversation starter.
America: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Osana: Oh is it? Were conversing. Checkmate.
America:...
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Britain: Why are you smiling?
Russia: What? Can't I be happy?
Osana: America tripped on the stairs.
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Philippines: What's a thot?
America: Oh it's a thoughtful person.
*Later at dinner*
Philippines: Can you past me the salt?
Indonesia: Here.
Philippines: Thanks Indo, your such a thot.
Indonesia: *spits water*
Osana: Hahhahahahha
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America: Hey commie, why did the chicken cross the road?
Russia: I dunno why?
America: To get to the idiots house.
Russia: I don't get it.
America: Knock Knock.
Russia: Who's there?
America: The chicken.
Russia:
America:
Russia: Listen here you piece of shi—
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Australia: Are you in love with Dazai?
Canada:....no
Australia: Then why did you draw 'D+C' with hearts everywhere?
Canada: It stands for Dick and cum.
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Malaysia: Anyone d—
Osana: Depressed?
USSR: Drained?
Japan Empire: Dumb?
Third Reich: Disliked?
Malaysia: —done with there work....what is wrong with you people?
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China: *Falls down the stairs*
Japan: Are you ok?
Korea: Stop falling down the stairs!
Spain: How'd the ground taste?
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Germany: *gets down on one knee*
Italy: What are you doing?
Germany: *falls over because of poison*
Osana: Did anyone saw my coffee it has poison in it.
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America: *screams*
Russia: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Philippines: Should we do something?
Osana: No, I want to see who wins.
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America: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows on my mouth?
Britain: Your a hazard to societ.
Osana: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Indonesia: *banging in the door* Osana open up!
Osana: It all starter when I was a kid....
Japan: No, they meant—
North Korea: Hush, let them finish.
That's all.
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