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Izana: M/n... I think we should get married.

Mikey: HUH?! I will not let you marry him!

Izana: Fuck off Mikey, N/n is going to be my housewife.

*Mikey and Izana fighting*

M/n: Emma you want to go on a date with me?

Emma: Sorry N/n, I am going out with Draken...

M/n: I SEE HOW IT IS HE IS BETTER! IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO GO ON A COFFEE DATE!!

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M/n: ...

Madarame: ...

M/n: *Intense stare*

Madarame: C-Can I help you?

M/n: you look like lizard that got stepped on too many times and got thrown into walls.

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(Crying)Chifuyu: Somebody left a picture of bald Mikey on my car, and then a blind guy cheated on me...

(Still crying) Chifuyu: WHY WONT THIS FLIP?!

M/n: A blind guy? Weren't expecting him to see other hoes, were you?

*M/n laughs then proceeds to choke*

M/n: Go on pull up.

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Koko: My sexuality doesn't define me as a person.

M/n: good morning, Koko, how are you?

Koko: OOOH GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

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Draken & M/n: Is it burnt?

Mikey: it looks good!

Draken: MIKEY-

*M/n takes a bite from cake*

M/n: COUGH AHH AH UGH HGFGNFHVJGFDBHG

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M/n: I'm hungry

Emma: So, eat something. You smell like a-

M/n: grilled cheese

Emma: What?

M/n: Grill me cheese.

Emma: I'm not grilling you cheese!

*M/n proceeds to cry)

M/n: ughhhhh huh cuh uhhhh

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News reporter: Hello you three, did you witness anything strange in the area?

M/n & Smiley & Angry: Witness?

Angry: Is this camera on?

News reporter: Yes, we're live!

M/n: Oh No I haven't seen anything!

Smiley: As a matter of fact, I'm blind in my left eye! And 43% blind in my right eye.

Angry: Matter of fact, we can't even see you sir!

M/n's thoughts: These hoes are going to get us arrested.

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Hina & Takemichi being a happy couple:

Tell me why...

Your hands...are cold?

M/n: oh my god, corny! Lame boo, tomato, tomato!

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M/n: You guys are nothing but a whole bunch of low life whores!

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Baji: you nothing but a gay bitch-

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*Naoki hands younger M/n a lemon*

Naoki: Here kid try this.

*M/n bites into the lemon*

Naoki: So... How is it?

M/n: It's spicy

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*Pov you are Baji's, Mikey's, Chifuyu's mom*

*M/n walks up to you with a rose and a credit card*

M/n: You would never need another lover, cause you a milf and I'm a mother fucke-

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Mitsuya: I wish you were gay so we could make out.

M/n: who said I wasn't gay?

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M/n Bitch, I'm fucking scared.

Mikey: Why?

M/n: You wouldn't believe it.

Mikey: What?

M/n: When I close my eyes I can't see.

Mikey: *Gasp* You can't?

M/n: No...

*Mikey closes his eyes*

Mikey: Bitch, me neither!

M/n: YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB!!!

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