Izana: M/n... I think we should get married.
Mikey: HUH?! I will not let you marry him!
Izana: Fuck off Mikey, N/n is going to be my housewife.
*Mikey and Izana fighting*
M/n: Emma you want to go on a date with me?
Emma: Sorry N/n, I am going out with Draken...
M/n: I SEE HOW IT IS HE IS BETTER! IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO GO ON A COFFEE DATE!!
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M/n: ...
Madarame: ...
M/n: *Intense stare*
Madarame: C-Can I help you?
M/n: you look like lizard that got stepped on too many times and got thrown into walls.
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(Crying)Chifuyu: Somebody left a picture of bald Mikey on my car, and then a blind guy cheated on me...
(Still crying) Chifuyu: WHY WONT THIS FLIP?!
M/n: A blind guy? Weren't expecting him to see other hoes, were you?
*M/n laughs then proceeds to choke*
M/n: Go on pull up.
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Koko: My sexuality doesn't define me as a person.
M/n: good morning, Koko, how are you?
Koko: OOOH GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
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Draken & M/n: Is it burnt?
Mikey: it looks good!
Draken: MIKEY-
*M/n takes a bite from cake*
M/n: COUGH AHH AH UGH HGFGNFHVJGFDBHG
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M/n: I'm hungry
Emma: So, eat something. You smell like a-
M/n: grilled cheese
Emma: What?
M/n: Grill me cheese.
Emma: I'm not grilling you cheese!
*M/n proceeds to cry)
M/n: ughhhhh huh cuh uhhhh
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News reporter: Hello you three, did you witness anything strange in the area?
M/n & Smiley & Angry: Witness?
Angry: Is this camera on?
News reporter: Yes, we're live!
M/n: Oh No I haven't seen anything!
Smiley: As a matter of fact, I'm blind in my left eye! And 43% blind in my right eye.
Angry: Matter of fact, we can't even see you sir!
M/n's thoughts: These hoes are going to get us arrested.
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Hina & Takemichi being a happy couple:
Tell me why...
Your hands...are cold?
M/n: oh my god, corny! Lame boo, tomato, tomato!
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M/n: You guys are nothing but a whole bunch of low life whores!
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Baji: you nothing but a gay bitch-
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*Naoki hands younger M/n a lemon*
Naoki: Here kid try this.
*M/n bites into the lemon*
Naoki: So... How is it?
M/n: It's spicy
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*Pov you are Baji's, Mikey's, Chifuyu's mom*
*M/n walks up to you with a rose and a credit card*
M/n: You would never need another lover, cause you a milf and I'm a mother fucke-
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Mitsuya: I wish you were gay so we could make out.
M/n: who said I wasn't gay?
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M/n Bitch, I'm fucking scared.
Mikey: Why?
M/n: You wouldn't believe it.
Mikey: What?
M/n: When I close my eyes I can't see.
Mikey: *Gasp* You can't?
M/n: No...
*Mikey closes his eyes*
Mikey: Bitch, me neither!
M/n: YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB!!!
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Fanfiction(THIS BOOK IS REWRITTEN, THE NEW BOOK IS OUT) M/n L/n, Also know as Info. He is mostly known by gangs, due to his knowledge and his grasp of important information about strong gangs. He can help a gang just by the right price! No one truly knows ho...
